Alyssa Christensen

C 11.24.15 // RIP Andrew 💙

[JADE 🐉🤍✨ @slumpg0dess999]

Me bumping into Jesus in heaven on my way to meet Mac miller

[walmart brand chris evans @BennyWillard]

When i was like 9 i asked my dad for some legos and he said “is your dick long enough to touch your asshole?” And i confidently said yes then he said “ok then go fuck yourself” and i think about it every day

[madeleine !!! @maddie_garciaaa]

me showing up to a final exam that i didn’t study for:

[Alyssa Christensen @alyssaj711]

Brings tears to my fricken eyeballs

[miss world @filmvirgo]

I refuse to believe Zac Efron and Lily Collins aren’t in love

[Mitch @themitchellford]

My dad once told me “keep her stomach and flower vase full and you’ll have a lot less problems” and tbh that’s probably some of the best relationship advice I’ve ever been given lmao

[Alyssa Christensen @alyssaj711]

If you support this. you. are. a. horrible. person. AND if you have a problem with that^ FIGHT ME! I’m being dead serious.

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

IF YOU MISCARRY YOU CAN BE LIABLE FOR SECOND DEGREE MURDER.

DO YOU FUCKING HEAR THAT? DO YOU?

[isaiah(oe) @wtfisaiah]

a tutorial? I’m doing this tonight

[Jasun @jasunjabbar]

yo why are men making abortions laws

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Oops I opened a bottle of wine instead of my vitamins

[HISHAM TAWFIQ @HISHAMTAWFIQ]

I am a retired firefighter who responded to 9/11, and I am also Muslim #IStandWithIlhanOmar

[sosa @samantha_salada]

man do you know how much better relationships would be/feel if social media didn’t exist wtf man can we all boycott this shit together

[Alyssa Christensen @alyssaj711]

I love this