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I'm fluent in sarcasm and like sushi and country music a little too much.

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Texas Holdem 🎉🎉🎉🎉 #setitoff @KiSS925 @DJclymaxxx

[a @alyssajean]

@KiSS925 @rozweston @mochafrap @DJclymaxxx
Excuse me!!!!! Where was Texas Holdem????

[a @alyssajean]

If people don’t want their kids to experience what happens at the pride parade - do they know they can just not take their kids to the pride parade?

[a @alyssajean]

One more “let’s go girls” caption away from deleting Insta 😂

[a @alyssajean]

I love that the guy that bullied me in high school looks like a cue ball now 😂

[a @alyssajean]

@KiSS925 I would GLADLY pay to have access to a @DJclymaxxx mix whenever I wanted 🙋🏼‍♀️😬 @mochafrap @rozweston

[a @alyssajean]

Have you ever just asked about pricing for getting something built for you (custom) and they message you 3 days later saying it’s done? No? Just me? Ok.

[a @alyssajean]

“I feel bad that the Queen died but I hate the monastery” - Logan 😂😂😂

[a @alyssajean]

@StarbucksCanada why did you change brands for your oat milk?? It is not good at all now. So disappointed.

[a @alyssajean]

Feel like I’m going to have a heart attack while waiting for a drop to order a play couch for my baby. This is motherhood #wild 😂🤪

[a @alyssajean]

If you get salad on the side of your breakfast - you’re a serial killer.

[a @alyssajean]

Soooo tired from taking care of Paislee - stays up all night looking at pics of Paislee 🤷🏼‍♀️

[a @alyssajean]

Do people on TikTok know that not everything is a core memory?

[a @alyssajean]

@MensHumor

[a @alyssajean]

@nilikm @DFisman @hsteach4me He was at his cottage all weekend 😂

[Sabina Vohra-Miller @SabiVM]

Hello, dunno who needs to hear this (a lot of people apparently), but no Guinness Book of World records were broken. There were 113 trucks per the OPP report.
Thanks to @snopes for being on top of this fact checker.
https://t.co/QiGqM4Tde7

[a @alyssajean]

This is NOT my week.

[Dr. Jennifer Kwan @jkwan_md]

Big Weather says there’s a snowstorm coming, but have you gone outside to do your own research?
There is no snow!🚫❄️
Wake up! #ONStorm

[a @alyssajean]

I literally have to remind myself daily to not argue with antivaxxers because they can’t be reasoned with or listen to logic.

[a @alyssajean]

Can someone tell me what it is that school aged parents want? Outraged when the schools close and outraged when they get opened again. 🥴