alyssa 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈

gay for pay

(she/they)

[alyssa 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @alyssalerner]

god gives his sexiest battles to his tightest little soldiers

[alyssa 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @alyssalerner]

m3gan is what tár wishes it could be

[alyssa 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @alyssalerner]

@torykamen now this is a resolution I can get behind

[alyssa 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @alyssalerner]

@ilanacubana yessssss

[alyssa 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @alyssalerner]

this

[S. Williams @ShakWills]

Intimacy is being seen and seen some more and being shown there is no weariness in the witnessing of you.

[alyssa 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @alyssalerner]

she died doing what she loved, trying to get free stuff off of craigslist

[alyssa 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @alyssalerner]

I am 30

[alyssa 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @alyssalerner]

straight women are always the gayest women I’ve ever met

[alyssa 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @alyssalerner]

the tour de france: where 176 men get to show the world how very skinny their arms are

[alyssa 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @alyssalerner]

starting iron chef from the beginning. see you guys in 4000 years

[alyssa 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @alyssalerner]

@ilanacubana ilana

[alyssa 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @alyssalerner]

@RadJudyGarland its the WORST that it actually works sometimes

[alyssa 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @alyssalerner]

the universe is strange

[alyssa 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @alyssalerner]

sort of messed up that yesterdays wordle had seven letters instead of five

[alyssa 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @alyssalerner]

i know we said stop asian hate but i have to say say this. i am asian and i hate this weather

[alyssa 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @alyssalerner]

@jgonzalezbooks LOLLLLLLL I BLISSFULLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT

[alyssa 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @alyssalerner]

it finally happened. i shared so much during a meeting that the exec paused a moment then said "your therapist must be really proud of you"

[alyssa 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @alyssalerner]

i am one bad rug purchase away from learning how to make rugs

[alyssa 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @alyssalerner]

finally

[New York Post @nypost]

'Dressing like a lesbian' is the sexy and 'powerful' new fashion trend https://t.co/ohr3Z80uEu

[alyssa 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @alyssalerner]

you’ve got a 9 to 5 and I’m eating night chips

[alyssa 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @alyssalerner]

@kathrynborel @dew89 you guys please read it again in an italian accent

[alyssa 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @alyssalerner]

11:11 make a 22🤌🏽