Alyssa Johnson

learning to tweet one tweet at a time

[Alyssa Johnson @alyssamarcella]

@Mouchb Those fries were some of the best I’ve had. At least there are still honeyhole fries...

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Jesus, I’ve always loved you and I’m so happy you’re Peter Kravinsky now. 💗💕😭#ToAllTheBoysIveLovedBefore

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This is the first time I took a screenshot and my battery is not in low power mode.

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Blue da ba Demi Lovato #PrimeDay #amazon #bepeculiar #sippinthekoolaid

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Hi it’s Thursday. Please be nice Thursday, I feel like corpse woman.

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Wtf just happened?!?!

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13 reasons why has me so upset rn. 😭😭😭😭

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@ariannahh Omg mimi I wish I was seeing u girl

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Now that my apartment is clean idk what to do with my spare time!!! It’s amazing!!!

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@ariannahh Turn paler 😂

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Just experienced my first “fack I have personal training in 15 minutes and I don’t have shoes” wake up. I’m learning! God bless Uber.

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@ariannahh Thanks to her Fran and I filled our void

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Why are mason jar salads cute but my very functional snap ware is not?

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I’ve had to do a lot of urbandictionarying lately and I’m worried that I am rapidly aging.

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Very stoked on this new tjs podcast rn.

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@baum_kate This is not a formal cookie request plz submit via text

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Living above Trader Joe’s means that when I look at the clock at 9:53 I seriously debate whether running downstairs to get more cookies is worth it or if I should run down. Let’s see what happens

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Today my coworker asked me what happens when my hair gets wet 🤦🏽‍♀️🙃😤
1. Don’t
2. No
3. Stop

#itdrips #haveyoubeentoapool #whatnottoask #whyareyoulikethis #blacknbeautiful #ugh

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Barely made it out my apartment this morning but I’m still kickin!!!!

[deni⁷ @kissyhobi]

“how’s life going?”

me:
https://t.co/4vUshg7u5B

[Alyssa Johnson @alyssamarcella]

@hpantaloons Got em