hi some guy in a maga hat just walked by me 6 times in the grocery store with a fart machine trying to prank me for his tiktok 😶😶 then got embarrassed when I ignored him and told me he wasn’t really farting
It has been FOUR AND A HALF YEARS since I dropped my last video “Jokes On U”. Figured since my birthday is tomorrow, it would be a fitting day to come back with something new. Midnight tonight.
Who’s still here?
After reading @GretchenAMcC 's thread on better recommendations (https://t.co/wNky1fqlO3) [h/t @visakanv] I will try to convey why @alyssamarieraps is my favourite artist.
A winding thread, but TLDR: she's a goddamn poet philosopher. Firstly, my motivation:
@exceed_silence WOW. I have no words for this! I actually got chills reading these knowing the things I say in my music that I assume will be misinterpreted or overlooked are fully digested. Thank you so much. Wow.
The internet’s extra weird in ThE NeW nOrMaL. You could post about a coffee order being wrong & half the country responds w/ “THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN NO ONE WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE PATHETIC BLAME BIDEN” & the other half says youre being insensitive to the server & calls you a Karen