Alyssa *Rae* Vallejo

i need a nap

[Danielle Sepulveres 🌻 @ellesep]

THE TIREDNESS ON THE COUCH NEVER TRANSLATES TO THE BED AND I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY

[Alyssa *Rae* Vallejo @AlyssaMarucci]

#Pupweiser this is Beans!

[Alyssa *Rae* Vallejo @AlyssaMarucci]

@TheBleachBoys hi can I please take your handle on Instagram!!!!

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Karen is the new Megan.

[Alyssa *Rae* Vallejo @AlyssaMarucci]

@beauty4swifties @depop Same. And I literally just sold something. Hopefully it works soon so I can ship!

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

If this isn’t in my future I don’t want it

https://t.co/4vdMn6EJd5

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

Hey girl! I know this may sound crazy but how‘d u like to become a member of a company where u get to work from home, make YOUR OWN hours & make a 6 figure income, all while humiliating your loved ones & annoying the living shit out of every person who follows u on social media?

[alex @abjortia]

nobody:
hannah montana transition sounds: https://t.co/jLgmHzobFk

[Alyssa *Rae* Vallejo @AlyssaMarucci]

@gypsylass_ I say both lol

[Alyssa *Rae* Vallejo @AlyssaMarucci]

@_lextacyyy THANK YOU

[Alyssa *Rae* Vallejo @AlyssaMarucci]

My husband won’t watch Spice World with me

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

You know the world is in a great place when our largest corporations are literally using the same strategies as Nathan for You

[Alyssa *Rae* Vallejo @AlyssaMarucci]

I just remembered Jock Jams

[Alyssa *Rae* Vallejo @AlyssaMarucci]

Woohoo Romantic Depot Friendsgiving 🌹

[taco belle @_lextacyyy]

I couldn’t make it to Friendsgiving so they all came to me 😌💘

[Alyssa *Rae* Vallejo @AlyssaMarucci]

I forgot about Twitter for like 3 years hi

[Alyssa *Rae* Vallejo @AlyssaMarucci]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

So I’m confused, was Chamillionare named because of how much money he has, or because he owns millions of chameleons?

[Travon Free @Travon]

Ask your doctor if Covfefe is right for you.

[t @wtwwtww]

nothing is real and it's only tuesday