Alyssa Medeiros

MA | Açoriana
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[MILEY @miley]

Miley is here to wish you a Happy Valentines Day filled with a fuck ton of fucking.

Unfortunately Hannah is here to remind you of Covid-19 which means no sex.

[celina🌸 @medeiros_celina]

B*tches be having no money, but buying dunkin everyday when there's coffee at home. It's me. I'm b*itches.

[Alyssa Medeiros @alyssamedeiros_]

why is the Puppy Dog Pals theme song still stuck in my head?? #auntieprobs

[Alyssa Medeiros @alyssamedeiros_]

@MrDemers130 😂😂

[Alyssa Medeiros @alyssamedeiros_]

I miss the thrill of last-minute sleepovers that only got decided at family parties

[Kathryn Baker @kathrynnbakerr]

THREAD OF ONLINE BOOKSTORES TO SUPPORT THIS FALL INSTEAD OF AMAZ*N:

[Alyssa Medeiros @alyssamedeiros_]

I would do anything for a bag of dark chocolate candy melts right now

[ℒ @LEricastilla]

When I buy my first home I want y’all to each bring me a pot of these for my yard as a house warming gift.

[Des🫧 @desdior_x]

AUGUST will be YOUR best month. YOU WILL RECEIVE UNEXPECTED BLESSINGS, good news, and miracles ALL month long. You will be happy again. You will heal. You will grow. You will flourish into the person you are destined to be. You will finally be at peace, you deserve it. 💛

[Alyssa Medeiros @alyssamedeiros_]

boys are dumb
change my mind

[brit @brittneyloganx]

I'll leave this here for y'all 💞💞💞💞

[Julian Bass @thejulianbass]

if y’all can retweet this enough times that Disney calls, that’d be greatly appreciated

[MAMA SHOCKS @mikaylashocks]

i was complaining about my hormonal pregnancy skin on stories, not realizing that my four year old was listening + she came through with alllll the affirmations 😭

[MIKE. @_countinstars_]

People don’t understand the severity of COVID-19 until it actually affects them personally.

[maddie @straddiemoud]

Elijah Weatherspoon, 18, went on a boat in Charleston Harbor with 7 white people, never made it back. They claim he jumped overboard & they couldn’t get him back on the boat. His family/friends say he could swim. An athlete. Mismatched stories from “friends” on the boat(thread)