AlyssaMerkl

hi my tweets are only a small glimpse of what goes on in this head.

[AlyssaMerkl @alyssamerkl2]

I remember when I was in 4th grade, and a cute boy brought cute stuffed animal, secretly in my backpack. that poor boy Kyle. I must have traumatized him. So much has changed these days. What, you want me to tweet to be my valentine? #bringbackthe90s #bringbackgeneuine #90sliving

[AlyssaMerkl @alyssamerkl2]

First-timer with covid. Won’t lie. This is kicking my butt..

[AlyssaMerkl @alyssamerkl2]

17 years later. The memories fade but my love for you never does. You’ll always be my dad. Love and miss you pops. #9/11 💔

[AlyssaMerkl @alyssamerkl2]

We hit that #minnesotahumidity that comes every summer. We’re here. Hair is always in pony’s! There is no purpose in curling or straightening that hair.

[AlyssaMerkl @alyssamerkl2]

Feels good when Apple recognizes your birthday and makes it their emoji for the calendar! 📅

[AlyssaMerkl @alyssamerkl2]

You know you’re out of shape when you want to take a nap after 20 minutes of jump roping and 30 #kneepushups. #sendhelp #pathetic I’m going to have to make some life changes here 😩🥴😖💪🏼👊🏼

[AlyssaMerkl @alyssamerkl2]

Ya know when you get those notifications on the FB, whose birthday it is? What if we posted “thank you” instead of Happy birthday? How would people respond? #randomthoughts #unecessary

[AlyssaMerkl @alyssamerkl2]

Just got a check written out for $0.16. A stamp costs $0.58. You just lost money bro. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[AlyssaMerkl @alyssamerkl2]

After 6 years of being together, living with 3 other boys, new homes, a pup, 2 cats, getting married, there’s been lots of highs and lows, I couldn’t imagine doing life with anyone but you. You are my everything and I love you so stinkin much. Happy 6 years baby. #foreveryours

[AlyssaMerkl @alyssamerkl2]

Has anyone else decluttered who they follow on social media? It’s not a mal-intent but you just don’t know them at all anymore, and you’re like, I don’t care to see how perfect your life is, I wouldn’t even recognize you on the street, I don’t have your number, why?

[AlyssaMerkl @alyssamerkl2]

Idk know why, but #AaronCarter passing is hitting extra hard. He was the first concert I ever went to, and TBH I loved #backstreetboys over #nysnc. Just feeling for his family right now. 34 is far far too young to pass. Rest peacefully #aaroncarter

[AlyssaMerkl @alyssamerkl2]

I’m so happy I can call you my husband. ❤️❤️😊

[AlyssaMerkl @alyssamerkl2]

Went to a celebration of life today for a cousin who had ended their life. If you or anyone you know is struggling, please reach out to them. Even if they don’t respond. We’re all dealing with things that sometimes no one knows anything about. Be kind. RIP Benny 💔 we love you

[AlyssaMerkl @alyssamerkl2]

I don’t really know what to say about the people in Ukraine who are fighting for their lives and family when we have celebrities who brag about their money and life in America. #PrayForUkraine #pleasesendlove #sendhope #WeStandWithYou

[AlyssaMerkl @alyssamerkl2]

I still love my emo rock… Channeling my high school days #machinegunkelly #isthathowyouspellit #idontcare #fellinlovewithanemogirl

[AlyssaMerkl @alyssamerkl2]

Was not into the #Super Bowl this year…. Maybe somethings wrong with me…?

[AlyssaMerkl @alyssamerkl2]

@MRS_T_19 Why is she so outraged if she’s vaccinated? Spitting in someone’s face over a mask? Cmon people. Even if you don’t agree, why are you letting others get you that emotionally wound up.

[AlyssaMerkl @alyssamerkl2]

The Christmas clean up is REAL! The day after Christmas, Never have I ever cleaned up so quickly and organized, wiped down, vacuumed the entire house knowing people were coming over in 45 minutes.

[AlyssaMerkl @alyssamerkl2]

Saw this video on #TicTok this morning. The guy asked, “if I were to ask you to name all the things you love…. How long would it take for you to name yourself…” that’s deep. #SelfCareWeek #selflove

[AlyssaMerkl @alyssamerkl2]

Today would have been my dads 60th birthday… Oh how different life would be if he were still here. I don’t think I’ll ever stop missing you.😔 #✌🏼✌🏼❤️