Alyssa

all u need is happy thoughts

[Alyssa @alyssamertes]

Do you ever just put 7 Jolly Ranchers in your mouth and then take a nap hoping you'll choke on them and die

[Alyssa @alyssamertes]

@pfizzleeee me but it was a 50 year old man from craigslist who required me to not only be a woman but also vegan

[Alyssa @alyssamertes]

I’m listening to cozy tapes high for the first time and it’s sick. tickling my brain so good

[Alyssa @alyssamertes]

@pfizzleeee they’d be like “whats that”

[Alyssa @alyssamertes]

@pfizzleeee damn. true

[Alyssa @alyssamertes]

@pfizzleeee and i am the taste of woman

[Alyssa @alyssamertes]

@pfizzleeee samessss I’m so excited to thrift when I’m home hehe

[Alyssa @alyssamertes]

ugly crying and it feels so good

[amanda @THECOOLISSUE]

waking up before 6am for productivity❌

waking up before 6am to be a high achiever❌

waking up before 6am because there is something so undeniably holy in the atmosphere, the earlier the more sacred, you feel aligned with a higher force..to see the sun rising is pure bliss✔️✔️

[Alyssa @alyssamertes]

this is actually legitimately me & my friends

[The Cooking Lady @wolffdew]

This is what I mean when I say girls night

[Alyssa @alyssamertes]

@wolffdew this is literally me in this video & this is my girls night

[Alyssa @alyssamertes]

@p_fizzleee me to u

[meat ball @fIatearther]

doing this every 5 seconds while i'm watching dune with someone else to make sure they're catching all the foreshadowing and symbolism

[jules @barbitwt]

the "oppressed" vs the oppressed

[Alyssa @alyssamertes]

@daltonjholcombe noooo

[Alyssa @alyssamertes]

@jasminemelodyxx it was sooo good!! as much as a weirdo he is, he’s an amazing actor/stunt man

[Alyssa @alyssamertes]

@p_fizzleee @greysonchance u & holly thompson lol

[Alyssa @alyssamertes]

i joined twitter to win a contest to meet justin bieber

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Alyssa @alyssamertes]

@BaileyTracy1 first tweet i saw today and i agree. this is

[Alyssa @alyssamertes]

@BaileyTracy1 congratulations !!! proud of you

[mariana @pastapilled]

i wouldn't be the woman i am today without my dad (derogatory)