Alyssa

The Official Twitter Account of Charlize Theron

[Alyssa @alyssanegard]

What I really want to know… how big is @BenStiller’s phone storage with all this #knick footage.

[Alyssa @alyssanegard]

#TheTraitorsUS

Eric: “I KNOW THAT WRITING!”
“IT’S JOHNNY”

Yes Eric, that is the queer figure skater for sure! Not the writing of a straight man from Alabama.

The writing:

[Alyssa @alyssanegard]

Life was so different 10 years ago. #Trump was nothing more than a bad cameo on popular TV shows.

[Alyssa @alyssanegard]

My Instagram is looking like tinder on #FathersDay

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Andy Beshear: Justice for Breonna Taylor - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/yS0JsxBzI4 via @CdnChange

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Mayor Jacob Frey: Justice for George Floyd - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/034yh2o0vO via @CdnChange

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Liberty County Distric Attorney: Justice for Ahmaud Arbery - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/JsMvzEHfQx via @CdnChange

[Alyssa @alyssanegard]

I guess this is the “me time” I was pretending I needed... 🙄

[Alyssa @alyssanegard]

Is it just me or are face masks starting to look trendy? I’m feeling it.

[Alyssa @alyssanegard]

Be better than transition glasses.

[Alyssa @alyssanegard]

And also this article... 😇

[Daily Hive Calgary @DailyHiveYYC]

#YYC Stories: What it's really like to be single in #Calgary https://t.co/XUpuOqoVo4

[Alyssa @alyssanegard]

Well, I wrote an article... 😅

[Daily Hive Calgary @DailyHiveYYC]

Valentine's Horror: The worst date I've ever been on https://t.co/qjX7YbymdY

[Alyssa @alyssanegard]

@bruff_seana At that time, I feel like that would turn me on, or at any time really.

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

“All the world’s a stage, and sometimes you’re boo’d off of it”

- William Drakespeare

[Alyssa @alyssanegard]

@Jess_uhh 😬😬😬

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Update: I was wrong.

[Alyssa @alyssanegard]

#ThursdayThoughts I feel like being in a relationship so long I miss out on the fun online dating apps #tinder #grinder #PokemonGODatingApp

[Alyssa @alyssanegard]

@onedirection

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I thought @kendricklamar was saying Mi Amore not Be Humble. Interesting... 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Alyssa @alyssanegard]

Who wore it better? @Harry_Styles

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Almost 29, and I still don’t have a signature. #Yolo https://t.co/Upv9RcX08R

[Alyssa @alyssanegard]

I'm 27 years old and I still haven't decided on a signature. I sign every document differently...