☆ alyssa ☆

@prestonh_1717 is my boo

[g @34rths]

PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME STUPID QUESTIONS IN JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S TOO HOT TO BE DOING ALL THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[BIEBER CUP ⚽️ @PRlNCEOFPOPSTAN]

Jack probably confused as hell why there’s 4 Justin Bieber’s standing next to him

[jariel ; @bizzlemrswag]

CLOSE AND CLOSE AND CLOSAAAAAAAAA📢

[🤺🇦🇷 @philfanacc]

first dude on Love Island to say he don’t want that girl cus she got one leg getting the meanest hate farm of 2026

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

empathy burnout is real, im tired of understanding people.

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me listening to my besties 9 minutes voice message and trying to remember all the points I have to respond to

[👻 @lyleswontmiss]

"Stop bouncing your leg" girl, it's either this or l start screaming

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

Can't wait to get past whatever the fucking fuck this stage is in my life rn because genuinely what the fuck

[emma ⟢ @bieberyzy]

Its sad seeing people u thought u were cool with for so long on here randomly unfollow u for what i can only assume is "being professional" or "too important" to have a random bum like me in their following

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

two unskippable ads

[shunnii🫦 @ashantisearra]

being shy with a mean resting face is a terrible combo lol

[Softboy @softboywin]

Remember when iPhones first came out and apps were just like...fake zippo lighters and like fake beer drinking apps and stuff. God what a moment in history

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

How do I explain to people that I can just slip into my nonverbal mood and it has nothing to do with anyone.

[Lily 🇲🇽 @lilysyukon]

Yall moved on way too fast from this already

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

instagram needs to stop sending useless notifications, like idgaf about who reposted a reel for the first time