alyssa

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

every now and then i’m reminded of what an intense echo chamber i live in because who the hell is listening to morgan wallen

[alyssa @alyssanpsmith]

Iconiiiic

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

a businesswoman first and foremost

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

Watching Rihanna perform Umbrella

[alyssa @alyssanpsmith]

Are Girl Scouts an MLM???

[Brett Cross @BCross052422]

My child never returned home from the fourth grade because people in Texas love guns over children…So, if you’re wondering how life in a red state is …..

[alyssa @alyssanpsmith]

@katalynmacke Omg me and dallas want to go to New York this year/beginning of next!!! Help us 😭😭😭

[alyssa @alyssanpsmith]

I’m the friend

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

No piece of comedy is as funny as your friend accidentally saying a word a little bit wrong

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

when I accidentally tell someone too much about how I'm feeling

[alyssa @alyssanpsmith]

Thanks to Gag Abbott

[𝖇 𝖊 𝖊 𝖗 𝖙 𝖔 💀 @RUBBERTO3]

Texas Thursday night:

[alyssa @alyssanpsmith]

Am I the only one that thinks @Ron_Nirenberg is zaddy?

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

JUMPMAN. JUMPMAN. JUMPMAN.

#NYGvsDAL | #DallasCowboys

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Speaker Pelosi just said on the House floor, “I have enjoyed working with 3 presidents.” She served as Speaker under 4 presidents.

Perfect.

[Jen👩🏼‍🌾 @TheGr8WiteShart]

this who y’all broke stub hub over

[alyssa @alyssanpsmith]

Damn I was rooting for you @AggieFootball

[Cameron Magruder @ScooterMagruder]

Anytime Tom Brady loses, America wins

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

It’s October 1st

[alyssa @alyssanpsmith]

Me during the tech game

[lydia chlamydia @lydia_meredith]

need to chew on a polly pocket skirt right now

[alyssa @alyssanpsmith]

This video gives me life

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

SORRY FOR THE DELAY BUT HORNS DOWN

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

it’s hispanic heritage month so you gotta venmo a mexican $10 or you’re racist