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[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $10,000 to 3 random people who retweet this tweet AND follows me! (If you don’t follow me, can’t DM you the money) Much love 💗

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Alotta these Ugly MFs should be HAPPY they get to wear Masks...

[lyss @alyssapadin]

Why did my mom have to roast me like that in the family group chat

[lyss @alyssapadin]

@gabcake Venmo Alyssa-Padin ❤️🤕

[lyss @alyssapadin]

That bachelor rose just proves that guys love the crazy @callherdaddy

[lyss @alyssapadin]

Whoever is the bachelor editor of the girls bikini bottoms deserves a raise

[lyss @alyssapadin]

@chelselizas @BrynnStanden @CNicole97

[lyss @alyssapadin]

Now that’s a spooky 3yr glo up

[Wan Afiq @wanmafiq]

Whoever wrote this poem is a genius

[lyss @alyssapadin]

@PuddingPoppy @sophia_mento You are WILD. Just unfollow sophie and move on ???????? Hahaha

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

It's the Billy on the Street AMY POEHLER CHRISTMAS CAROL AMBUSH!!! A HOLIDAY CLASSIC!!!

[lyss @alyssapadin]

@__ORPHAN___ That you’re gonna end up with a South Korean wife that puts u in jail??? I had to dip after that comment

[lyss @alyssapadin]

Red head liquor store lady was reminiscing “that nutty Canadian” and I was like oh shit u mean @__ORPHAN___

[lyss @alyssapadin]

My manager = greatest manager

[lyss @alyssapadin]

Me this morn: “Do I look too whorey????”
bF: the perfect amount, but you’re my little whore

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

Um hey this depicts toxic behavior, you don’t have to cover your body just because you have a boyfriend!!

[lyss @alyssapadin]

Paying drinking games:

Bf : Alyssa, guess your favorite person

Me: @rileyreidx3

Bf: um kim kardashian but ok