alyssa ☾

this is where my thoughts go to die

[alyssa ☾ @alyssapegler]

Who in god’s country hasn’t played ping pong

[cat IS COOL AND GAY??? @loutoinfinity]

“HARRY STYLES ON STAGE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2024”

[Cher @cher]

I Need To Shoot My Phone

[alyssa ☾ @alyssapegler]

my dog is a pharbz sorry she’s cooler than your dog

[alyssa ☾ @alyssapegler]

if you litter kys for real

[⋆.·★𝓚ⁱⁿᵈʳ★·.⋆ @p1xelp1x1e]

girls only want one thing (bat plushies)

[alyssa ☾ @alyssapegler]

oh my god my phone updated to x and if I don’t get the little blue bird back I’m out of here

[alyssa ☾ @alyssapegler]

from here on out, I will now be participating in daily tea. the brits were on to somethin w that

[alyssa ☾ @alyssapegler]

girl appetizer+girl dinner

[alyssa ☾ @alyssapegler]

long time no talk. I still love Harry Styles.

[alyssa ☾ @alyssapegler]

@airdog444 ur CRINGE

[alyssa ☾ @alyssapegler]

I hope the god awful worst of men feel embarrassed and bad about themselves when they’re shorter than me

[alyssa ☾ @alyssapegler]

@airdog444 glad my friend isn’t alone in this 😌

[alyssa ☾ @alyssapegler]

u know when ur depressed and u eat a whole box of Annie’s shells & white cheddar and it literally doesn’t help?? asking for a friend

[jár @jarodzsz]

listening to the last five years soundtrack

[trash jones @jzux]

my prefrontal cortex is quiet quitting

[alyssa ☾ @alyssapegler]

@jamespegler Not at all

[alyssa ☾ @alyssapegler]

I would rather k*ll myself than drink milk

[alyssa ☾ @alyssapegler]

@michaeltheadato correct

[alyssa ☾ @alyssapegler]

reminder that climate change isn’t synonymous w global warming so if it’s snowing somewhere it usually doesn’t that doesn’t mean climate change isn’t real !