Alyssa P

Life as a boy mom✌🏼

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@Starbucks energy drinks were WAY better last year. Bring back the carbonation please!

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@starbucks why am I being shorted this morning?? 😫

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It’s almost August, which means it’s almost fall decorating season 😌😌

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

i’m not sure how many cups of coffee it takes to have patience with people but so far it’s not 2

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I love you, I’m sorry.

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Why does Jalen always look like he’s wearing an intertube under his jersey?

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Stamkos is chasing that hawk tuah lifestyle now, what a shame. Predators Stammer??? Come on.

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It’s July 1st- One more month and I can start slowly pulling out my fall decor 😏

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It’s so hard for me to watch men’s professional soccer because they’re all a bunch of fucking pussies

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You know what blows my mind- the amount of people that don’t know how to open their gas door… like. Your car is not new, so who the fuck has been putting gas in your car??

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I’m losing brain cells watching this debate

[MJ @morganisawizard]

my 2024 debate drinking game, enjoy:

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:: Unmissing ::

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:: Heart Bones ::

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:: Does it Hurt ::

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Omg Toby**

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Tony Keith was a legend of his time! 🫶🏼🥺 RIP

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

mature is when you could but you don’t

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… jk, summer will probably own me.