A Lizard

[A Lizard @alyssapinski]

Living on a quiet street seems nice until a bird starts shooting laser beams outside your window at 5am

[A Lizard @alyssapinski]

Someone tried to get into my store with a "service cat" today and when she was denied the cat launched itself at our security guards face sooooo that's how my day is going

[A Lizard @alyssapinski]

Do you think Ben and Jan know?

[A Lizard @alyssapinski]

@mtrench @SaskatoonEx @liisachang ...like going to a sketchy random couple's house because Matt needed a babysitter, and getting so drunk at an after party that Brett piggy backed me out of the bar 🙃

[A Lizard @alyssapinski]

@mtrench @SaskatoonEx Ah, the Saskatoon Ex.. I have *a few* memories from those days @liisachang

[A Lizard @alyssapinski]

@caitiface 😂 I can't believe I missed her because I wanted to keep playing my drinking game

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Who is this serving?

Who is this protecting?

[A Lizard @alyssapinski]

@mtrench @MattWebbMT This is fucking horrifying what are you doing

[A Lizard @alyssapinski]

For real

[A Lizard @alyssapinski]

My boss sent me this 😭 thanks random instagram man

[A Lizard @alyssapinski]

Wow I used to be like 99% hair

[A Lizard @alyssapinski]

Jokingly asked Spencer if he wanted our first dance to be to @chancetherapper That's Love and now he is set. on. it 🤦🤦🤦

[A Lizard @alyssapinski]

At khaosan road in Thailand. A lady interrupts me while I'm drinking a (literal) bucket of booze to try to sell me a bracelet that says " I ❤️ dick salad"

[A Lizard @alyssapinski]

Told my dad I was making ramen for dinner and he said “Ramen? What’s that? Does it have rum in it?” Oh my God dad why are you soooo white

[A Lizard @alyssapinski]

@BrettTJamieson I’m sorry

[A Lizard @alyssapinski]

@BrettTJamieson oh God, YOU’RE turning 30, aren’t you

[A Lizard @alyssapinski]

Guys my mom took a picture of the sky and hashtagged #skyrim 🤦🏻‍♀️

[A Lizard @alyssapinski]

@liisachang thinking about that time we went to some weird ass couple's house with Matt and Brett in Saskatoon.. what even WAS THAT

[A Lizard @alyssapinski]

I feel like my boyfriend really set the bar for 2018 when he left he party wearing somebody else's pants