Alyssa Younkins

life is a shit storm, so find someone that’ll share the umbrella

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I’m a finalist in Westgate Resorts Hot Wheels Monster Trucks’ Story Contest. Help me rally votes: https://t.co/yEiMy7yLkZ

[Alyssa Younkins @alyssaracker]

I’m a finalist in Westgate Resorts Hot Wheels Monster Trucks’ Story Contest. Help me rally votes: https://t.co/rwyC5He5ue

[Alyssa Younkins @alyssaracker]

I’m a finalist in Westgate Resorts Hot Wheels Monster Trucks’ Story Contest. Help me rally votes: https://t.co/doTHLUdF9u

[Alyssa Younkins @alyssaracker]

To repierce the girls or not when Ledger’s done breastfeeding 🤔

[Alyssa Younkins @alyssaracker]

Almost 26 years old & still feel like I don’t fit in anywhere

[Alyssa Younkins @alyssaracker]

If your birthday is around June 11th, your parents probably had sex on 9/11

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Altoona Curve Ticket Giveaway https://t.co/L0ImlIZIWr

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My kids won’t have to “come out” to me, if Ledger brings home a boyfriend one day it’ll be just the same as if he brought a girl home. No questions asked. Happy Pride month y’all 🏳️‍🌈

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If @PostMalone & @MileyCyrus don’t do a cover of “picture” by Kid Rick and Sheryl Crow my life will never be complete

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People boycotting Hershey because they included a trans woman on their international month ad claiming it’s a slap in the face of “real” women. Where was this energy to defend women when our president was “grabbing us by the pussy?”

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I hate when my son sees a little girl in public and gets excited and someone has to go “hE’s DeFiNiTeLy A bOy ChEcKiNg OuT tHe GiRlS aLrEaDy” he literally just likes seeing other children and has no concept of gender or being attracted to other people yet, thanks.

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Hot take: if nothing about your life changes when you become a parent, you are not a parent.

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I do not mom shame but if your kid is at home sick and you go out, I’m probably judging you in my head

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Spoiler alert, I did NOT avoid post partum 😀

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Something about receiving so many texts everyday asking when my son is going to arrive has me spiraling. I know people just want to meet him but I’m a person too. Thank you to the ones who check in on ME. Prenatal depression has been THE WORST, really hoping I avoid postpartum.

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@quenblackwell Mfs with no social media or 0 post on their social media be thinking they got masters degree in maturity

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Daddy

[Alyssa Younkins @alyssaracker]

If Steve dies on Stranger Things, I’m not socializing with anyone for a month.

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Imagine celebrating the right to an abortion being taken away instead of worrying that they’re stripping our rights away. You’ll care when they come for your guns though