alyssa rae

tuna on white, no crust.

[alyssa rae @alyssaraev]

“I want my life to be full of oh well’s instead of what if’s” 💙

[alyssa rae @alyssaraev]

@skylarslamour I haven’t been able to get a game for the last hour. I’m having withdrawals.

[Norkle @NorkleTrades]

Breaking news: The White House has shut down and turned into a spirit Halloween store for this year’s spooky season 👻

#governmentshutdown2025 #Trump

[Prince Debit 🇨🇲 @MainEventChris_]

@EricLDaugh So the president that lies about creating new jobs is also bragging about laying people and that shit isn't weird to yall?

[iza @wIwsfilm]

”she was booed out of the super bowl” bro you got shot at your own rally i know you’re not talking

[Kuame Oliver @KuameOli]

Sorry, we go again next year.

[alyssa rae @alyssaraev]

@ablovestay Oh shit I thought you deleted it for some reason! The replies are 🥴🥴🥴

[alyssa rae @alyssaraev]

@ablovestay Holy hell what did you post?

[alyssa rae @alyssaraev]

Good night to everyone except Epic Games, all a girl wanted was to play Fortnite before bed☹️

[alyssa rae @alyssaraev]

@ki1467red Honestly, imagine?!?!👀

[alyssa rae @alyssaraev]

@Selxrare Queen, we’re all here for it 😭💖💖💖

[alyssa rae @alyssaraev]

@FroggiesKittens LMAOOOO omfg I didn’t think of it like that I’m sorry for the false alarm 😂

[alyssa rae @alyssaraev]

This has came full circle omg

[alyssa rae @alyssaraev]

You don’t actually have to “date” someone of the same gender to be bisexual. Hope this helps.

[Zain @cowboylikezain]

i guess being bisexual is pretty cool until it’s time to actually date the same gender

[alyssa rae @alyssaraev]

When you play with me then we can talk and tell your gf too bc I know she wants to

[alyssa rae @alyssaraev]

WHY THE FUCK DOES IT TAKE 10 YEARS TO KILL DARTH VADER IN FORTNITE

[alyssa rae @alyssaraev]

@crumzzy I’m coming over to see the fuck ass cat

[alyssa rae @alyssaraev]

I got high and realized Robot Chicken is like the cartoon version of SNL.

[alyssa rae @alyssaraev]

@crumzzy @DapperDomo broooooo I was so broke lmao but that Olive Garden hit so fucking hard 😂