Alyssa Sage

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[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Coronavirus prompts Americans to reassess the need to reside near hot job markets.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

might start using a different favorite mug just to cause some drama

[an angel that paints @fr0lique]

It’s so precious. Knows nothing. Not even abc’s. Just eat leaf.

[Sebastián Ramírez @tiangolo]

I saw a job post the other day. 👔

It required 4+ years of experience in FastAPI. 🤦

I couldn't apply as I only have 1.5+ years of experience since I created that thing. 😅

Maybe it's time to re-evaluate that "years of experience = skill level". ♻

[Kayla @kay1111a]

What about a Black Friday deal where Sallie Mae cancels all of my student loans

[Alyssa Vingan @alyssavingan]

Just overcome with sudden panic that I have less than a month to mentally prepare for what Harry Styles will wear to the Met Gala.

[Jenna Cherry @maybe_jenna]

Only 90s kids will remember having to hand write words on snapchat after ur one line of text was full

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

Our impact.

[Alyssa Sage @alyssasageee]

@yunghenrikibsen omfg right

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO HARRY STYLES ONLY

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

merry christmas to harry styles only

[Alyssa Sage @alyssasageee]

Me, always

[Alyssa Sage @alyssasageee]

The same drugstore cashier that rang up my alcohol on Friday night also rang me up in pajamas on Sunday afternoon. Basically this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

[Alyssa Sage @alyssasageee]

Title of my next book

[Alyssa Sage @alyssasageee]

Feeling victimized by Black Friday sales tbh

[Noah @noahcent]

Merry Giving y’all

[india ⚡️ @toindiaforever]

me: isn't it crazy that we will never know how many women Ted Bundy killed

my mom: india it's thanksgiving