Alyssa Lauren

too lazy for this right now

[Alyssa Lauren @alyssasomething]

Pretty girls killed me long ago and now I'm just a gay ghost

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

My sun and rising signs are keeping my moon from destroying my life.

[Alyssa Lauren @alyssasomething]

When a beautiful soft butch woman comes in to get their hair cut and you almost cut off your finger because she’s too cute and you forget your holding sharp scissors

[Alyssa Lauren @alyssasomething]

Tried being nice to a dude in my apartment complex by saying hi as I passed him to my car too bad he leaned in and quietly said “wow you have such a beautiful smile” in a creep voice so I’m never talking to anyone ever again bye

[Alyssa Lauren @alyssasomething]

So how many times do I have to watch @DirkGentlyBBCA on @hulu to get a third season??? I need a third season!

[Fight for the Future @fightfortheftr]

Here are the facts:

1) Congress can stop the FCC and overrule their vote using the Congressional Review Act

2) It only takes a simple majority in the Senate and House

3) 83% of voters support #NetNeutrality regardless of political party

We can do this. https://t.co/xSJHbLq2Wn

[Alyssa Lauren @alyssasomething]

I love doing fun colors! Thanks jessbrooks666 #color #sunsethair #hair #haircolor #redhair… https://t.co/Nc5fyhRzjl

[yedoye @yedoye_]

They said if I get enough retweets they will bring back Blue's Clues and I can be Steve

[Alyssa Lauren @alyssasomething]

Honestly I'm just so cute https://t.co/ZbWK9iFhi1

[Alyssa Lauren @alyssasomething]

New hair for my birthday https://t.co/JZDQUIcxUK

[Benjamin Alire Sáenz @BenjaminASaenz]

HAPPY ARI MET DANTE DAY. Go swimming. Go barefoot. Hold someone's hand. Tell someone you like them. Love yourself.

[Alyssa Lauren @alyssasomething]

@ponylegz Omg why are you having an identity crisis?

[Alyssa Lauren @alyssasomething]

@anamericanghost Vaporeon and/or goomy

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

It's hard to pick sides in the Katy Perry/Taylor Swift feud because they both don't have a point.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

No one has been treated more unfairly than the billionaire white guy who inherited money and became President despite having no experience.

[Alyssa Lauren @alyssasomething]

I hope every person that voted yes for this bill chokes and dies

[“cool” “josh” @cool___josh]

Here's how they voted. However yours voted, give em a call and let them know how you feel. Then call your Senators.

https://t.co/VD0JQXfXOE

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

House Republicans just took healthcare away from American children with cancer but it's ok because they're so pro-life. #obamacare

[Cameron Esposito @cameronesposito]

Sexual Assaulter in Chief makes his actions a pre-existing condition.

[ACLU @ACLU]

After an EO singling out reproductive care and a bill punishing pregnancy and sexual assault, it's clear today has been an attack on women.