♡ lyss ♡

it’s not that deep

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Rape children on Epstein Island: no consequences.

Climb the Empire State Building to spread a message of love: arrested immediately.

🤡🌎

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

"I need to socialize more"

Me in a social gathering when I see someone coming towards me

[COZYVIBES @thespookygirll]

yes it’s perfectly normal to be thinking about halloween when it’s July 🍂🎃

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Don’t come around me talking about love island baby i do not watch that 😂😂

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Sleeve tattoo

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the most attractive thing a person can do is genuinely be funny as fuck. like why are you making me giggle.. i want you

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Fun fact: the “correct” way to pronounce someone’s name is however the fuck they told you to pronounce it.

[Hans senfuma @senfumahans]

so if watching two men kiss will turn your child gay, just show them a man and a woman kissing and change them back.
Since apparently you think that's how this whole thing works you fucking idiot

[✰ @hoesluvvjason]

in a room full of people you'll find me in the corner scrolling through twitter.

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Every day I wonder why no one thinks like this

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Muslim niggas will drink alcohol. do drugs. fuck girls. but the moment pork shows up they suddenly remember Allah

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Call me crazy but I think anyone who votes against child marriage being banned should be arrested and sent to prison.

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

A man refusing condoms is "a preference" but a women refusing pregnancy is "murder".
That isn't morality, it's misogyny.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Unfortunately, I don't think cooking together is romantic. I actually need you to get out of my way.

[g @34rths]

PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME STUPID QUESTIONS IN JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S TOO HOT TO BE DOING ALL THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[navya नव्या @navya17012001]

They think we are joking 😭😭😭😭😭

[Zion @zionszzn]

if you catch me opening up Shazam while U on aux ima beat tf outta you