Alyssa Tobin

[Alyssa Tobin @alyssatobin]

I hope I never get to a point in my life where I comment “amen” under Facebook posts. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Alyssa Tobin @alyssatobin]

@QueenB1987apr 😥♥️♥️♥️

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Not sure how Ian has managed to deal with me for weeks of misery after getting my tonsils out and again now while dealing with covid, without throwing me out with the garbage. But ok.

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Do you ever just fake a fall to see if your dog cares and they just don’t? Cause same……..

[Alyssa Tobin @alyssatobin]

But then on the other hand I’m like “by the time I actually finish, I’ll be ready to retire” 🤣👵🏼

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The fact that I’ll be 30 in a few years and am only now fully decided on what I’d like to go to school for is scary. But I guess it’s better than wasting money on careers I didn’t fully want. 🥵

[Alyssa Tobin @alyssatobin]

My legs still hurt from a workout I did on FRIDAY…… What………

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I am so sick of always feeling sick!!!

[Alyssa Tobin @alyssatobin]

Today I’ve learned that going to princess auto is probably the equivalent of bringing your boyfriend to bath and body works. Fml.

[Alyssa Tobin @alyssatobin]

Do you ever add everything you want to your online cart the decide nah? Or is it just me. 🙃🙃🙃

[Alyssa Tobin @alyssatobin]

You know you and your bf are lazy when you use the walkie-talkie feature on your apple watches to talk, on different levels of the house. 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[Alyssa Tobin @alyssatobin]

Best feature of apple watches - being able to ping your phone to find it. Biggest life saver for forgetful people aka me. 😅

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I’ll never not have mixed emotions about putting away all the Christmas decorations. The house is so fresh but so bare, at the same time. 😓

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Good luck to our own Cst. Dan Cadigan as he suits up for the home team @NLGrowlers this weekend! #YourRNC

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It’s almost annoying how many people don’t know how to use a roundabout. 😓

[Alyssa Tobin @alyssatobin]

Hi, my name is Alyssa and I have an “order everything from Amazon” addiction.

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It’s a light candles, clean your house and let the fence blow down kind of day. 😛

[Alyssa Tobin @alyssatobin]

The ice maker in the fridge will never not give me a heart attack. 😂

[Alyssa Tobin @alyssatobin]

Want to lose what seems like a million pounds in less then a week? Get your tonsils out.

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[Alyssa Tobin @alyssatobin]

I get my tonsils out in ONE WEEK and I am honestly terrified 🥵