Alyssa Pike

I operate on an extremely low level of sanity.

[Alyssa Pike @alyssaurousrex]

Due to personal reasons I will be enjoying my life and investing in my long term goals.

[Alyssa Pike @alyssaurousrex]

@melracha4419 Still need to pick my frozen mango tbh

[Alyssa Pike @alyssaurousrex]

@melracha4419 I’m lactose intolerant and my favorite food is pizza

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You know how when your nose is stuffed up you have a sudden appreciation of all the non-stuffed days your nose had? Well today my brain is stuffed up and man am I longing for my non-stuffed brain days.

[Alyssa Pike @alyssaurousrex]

Things are pretty rough right now but I’ve decided to survive it. So we’re good.

[Alyssa Pike @alyssaurousrex]

Finally feel comfortable saying "I'm an entomologist". Someone tell six-year-old me that I did it.

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Finally feel comfortable saying, “I’m a scientist” when people ask what I do for work. #DreamsComeTrue

[Alyssa Pike @alyssaurousrex]

The longer I'm single, the closer I get to becoming Beatrice from Much Ado About Nothing. I kinda love it.

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#StarTrekUnited The world can and should be better. So grateful that this show that has meant so much to me is standing up for what it's advocated for *decades*. #BlackLivesMatter

[Alyssa Pike @alyssaurousrex]

@SneakPodcast No thank you! I’ve actually started playing D&D with my family as a result and am seriously considering trying my hand as a dm after this all calms down. You guys are great. 💖

[Alyssa Pike @alyssaurousrex]

Hey, @SneakPodcast I just want to say a quick thank you. I started listening to your pod not that long ago and ya’ll have really been getting me through this social distancing thing. Feels like I’m spending time with friends. Thanks for the big laughs and the great story!!!

[Alyssa Pike @alyssaurousrex]

All shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well.
-Julian of Norwich

[Alyssa Pike @alyssaurousrex]

@Hozier Also definitely Arsonist's Lullaby.

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@Hozier Jackboot Jump!

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@arielwaldman Thanks for the credit!

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@natavicula Woah!!! Look at that!!

[kim @KimmyMonte]

this dog literally failed every single test thrown at him to become a service dog and i am scream laughing. but imho he’s still a very very good boy.

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

For the love of god UNMUTE THIS

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@BYU_Mens_Tennis 🎉🎉

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@kickthepj Hey man. I’ve been following you for a long time and I just wanna say that you seem really happy and settle with your life right now, and I’m so glad. I love the stuff you make, and I love watching you love it. Keep at it Peej, you’re doing great. 💖

[Alyssa Pike @alyssaurousrex]

@kickthepj 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Alyssa Pike @alyssaurousrex]

Hi my names alyssa I just applied for a really sweet internship that I want a lot please cross your fingers and toes.