oliver stark’s bisexual defender

alyssa buffington fan page (she/her)

[(INSERT BLACK CHARACTER) Deserves Better @GL2814_3]

It's gonna be called Maxamount and that's exactly what you're gonna pay

[steph @spnjxnmish]

he really showed up in an ugly trenchcoat with massive blue puppy eyes and changed lives (mine and dean winchester’s)

[(memorial)address @anadezvous]

or maybe koreans were actually saying the n word and tried to disguise it as saying you in their language???

[jaxsondamusicmon @jaxsonsuttton]

i aint ever been wrong, just early

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

me when i watch a movie with my friends that they havent seen

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

Damn yall could’ve just said i gotta new song coming out 😭

[ren @tia_graha]

Budgeting a 15 dollar game while your husband spends money for Twitter subscription is rough

[chipmunk but a girl @chipettemunk]

TO CATCH A CINEPHILE

[the giant @chaser_bait]

6 rules i have with my 🌽 addicted girlfriend

1. one 🌽 free day a week
2. no looking at 🌽 when we have sex
3. when she has her 🌽 time she has to tell me after
4. if she exceeds her $50 monthly 🌽 budget, its taken out of next month
5. no hiding the husks
6. one cob at a time

[〙🌸 pris 🌸 〘 @prisyum]

minors on the internet used to pretend to be adults n mind their own business but now they pick fights with adults n try to be like "noooo you cant fight back after i tried to spread libel about you, im 17!!1!"

[ɐı̣ɯ ۶ৎ 🚒 @miwi_mia]

the unread book on my bedside table watching me open ao3 yet again

[🖤🧡💜LABRYS IS GROOVIN' OUT💜🧡🖤 @ChihiroFinale]

One of the most unintentionally funny experiences I've had with Groove was seeing the game legit get secondhand embarrassment at me not having understood how to cast Excorsis properly and thus having to remind me what to do 😭 I didn't even know it could do that

[not fiona 💫 @spinneretmj]

i miss when peggy carter had her own identity outside of steve rogers. “agent carter” was such a good show and i’m forever bitter about how they rolled back all of her character development just so she could end up with steve again. stupid stupid stupiddd

[striker’s biggest glazer @rodeorosebud]

so you’re telling me all the other coyotes go after female road runners but wile e specifically chases the male one

[gabby @gabcuata]

yo i thought this was a #bb28 tweet

[squid 🐙🪸🫧 @krypticgirl]

after they get outed ilya posts this pic with the caption “now you know scott hunter 🦖 did not have first gay kiss on ice 👍”

[DiaBia @mommabiia]

Lord some of y’all will be making good points and then bust out the R word like what is wrong with y’all