Alyssa

im not obsessed with crustaceans this is just a coincidence.

[Alyssa @alyssiosaw]

you're all i have mangago don't do this to me

[Alyssa @alyssiosaw]

@AO3_Status i can use ao3 on firefox but only if i don't log in lol if you log in you get the error message. but the support form also has the error 500 message....

[Alyssa @alyssiosaw]

@ZamoraSandi @mere_789 i do want more shelves… lmao

[Alyssa @alyssiosaw]

someone flipped me off for being stuck in the snow. 😂

[Alyssa @alyssiosaw]

i don’t trust my therapist she’s never even seen scooby doo (2002) spooky island.

[Alyssa @alyssiosaw]

@Dr_K_Martinez @GreaseWhisperer someone said it was “night flight operations” lmao so military test???

[Alyssa @alyssiosaw]

@GreaseWhisperer @Dr_K_Martinez what was it?

[Alyssa @alyssiosaw]

@FabiSchirmerr not really! but all my friends did. so weird. they’re like in tooele and stuff.

[Alyssa @alyssiosaw]

@FabiSchirmerr where in utah r u? i’m near salt lake

[Alyssa @alyssiosaw]

@jschlatt oh no. hes at 420k. u at 399k. i hope u make it. i really do.

[Schlatt @jschlatt]

One hour remains to beat Corpse and get “I like men” on a billboard in Times Square.

It’s too close.

Please like this tweet.

[Alyssa @alyssiosaw]

@BreannaMauchley u can text me boo. i’m usually awake.

[Alyssa @alyssiosaw]

i feel like literal ass

[Alyssa @alyssiosaw]

i want to lay in my bed for 40 years

[Alyssa @alyssiosaw]

2 more hours of work and im freaking tired lmao

[Poe Zone 666 @PrairieIre]

Me watching Goofy Movie: no way it gets any goofier than this

Me watching Extremely Goofy Movie: mother of god

[Alyssa @alyssiosaw]

@RealDoctorMike omg i just got this friend request on facebook. do your super close friends call you lucky frank? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #seemslegit