lyss

she/her

[maya 🪩 @allmychampagne]

The work day is just 48 All Too Wells

[Ashley Woodfolk @AshWrites]

GOOD EVENING TO EVERYONE EXCEPT the woman at my co-op who complained to the board about me and my toddler using sidewalk chalk in the courtyard.

So I wrote her a little letter.
In sidewalk chalk. In the courtyard.

[lyss @alysslandon]

whichever one of my neighbors was just blasting and singing August…. it is now mandatory that we become friends 🥺

[lyss @alysslandon]

@juliannajune omg i’m taking it tuesday!! stop you’re scaring me

[lyss @alysslandon]

@omyrtue why did she have to turn into a feminist icon😭

[lyss @alysslandon]

@omyrtue elite taste

[lyss @alysslandon]

@omyrtue as it should

[lyss @alysslandon]

@omyrtue bold take putting debut at the bottom we might have to battle this out

[caroline doyle @cd0yl3]

turns out three men talking at the same time is my least favorite sound

[Anna Banana @annakasirye]

I can’t believe I grew up thinking using God’s name in vain was saying “oh my God” and not using God to manipulate people and advance your own personal agenda....

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

There is no form of protest against racism that is acceptable to racists.

[grace GUY @graceguyfanclub]

men be like women are so confusing, and yet she has a pinterest board literally mapping out everything she could possibly desire

[Mali the Great @_kingmjw]

Not trynna be that person... but y’all see how his body can’t fit in the mat, right? So how did Kendrick Johnson (look him up) magically “fall” into the mat? 🤔

[lyss @alysslandon]

@AdelleXitlali your makeup is AMAZINNNGG

[Reuters @Reuters]

WARNING: CONTAINS PROFANITY Representative @AOC repeated an accusation that her Republican colleague Ted Yoho used a profane gender-based slur toward her earlier this week in an interaction on the Capitol steps https://t.co/6FvPnA4Bpi

[IG: @aeduann_maahes 🌙🌴 @Aeduann_MaaHes]

Stop buying the houses I save on Zillow 🤬