Alyssa Morris

Casting Associate. semi-pro napper. all-around crafter.

[Alyssa Morris @alyssmo]

@KristiNoem You’re an absolute disgrace. Fucking vile.

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TIL Rod Steward does NOT sing Bette Davis Eyes 👀

[Francisco Ribeiro @fraveris]

"I don't know if I'm extremely sensitive or life is unbearable".

-Vincent Van Gogh

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@ericarhodes Hear, hear! 😂

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@pjmarino1 SAME

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Oh. My. Fucking. Gas bill. 🤯🤯🤯

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@sadmonsters Telling my kids this was pizzagate

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It’s not the shortest day of the year if you nap through it! ✌️#WinterSolstice

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This aged well 🇦🇷🧉

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VAMOS VAMOS ARGENTINA 🇦🇷

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Things I learned from the #WorldCup2022: frosted tips are in again. Butts.

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In college I majored in shushing 🤫

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Pitching “I Dream of Weenie” at the network today. Wish me luck🧞‍♀️

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@whit_brayton Makes total sense to me! 👏

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What’s my stomach doing in space? #hotgasbubble

[Black Hole @konstructivizm]

NEW
Hot gas bubble spotted spinning around Milky Way black hole
More: https://t.co/ELUqDwmowg

[Alyssa Morris @alyssmo]

Spectrum outage? Nah, spectrum OUTRAGE 😡 @Ask_Spectrum

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One time I ate a mushroom just to have fun, guy.

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I’m vehemently pro-biotic 💊

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I’ll be eating Cinnabon and crying all evening if anyone needs me 😭 #BetterCallSaul #bialythomas #casting @SharonBialy @SherryThomas_ST @RScottCast @AMC_TV @BetterCallSaul

[Better Call Saul @BetterCallSaul]

That's Saul, folks.

The series finale of #BetterCallSaul premieres tonight at 9pm on @AMC_TV and @AMCPlus.

[Alyssa Morris @alyssmo]

@andycompton_ Hey, I worked on that!! ☺️☺️so glad it inspired you! 💰🥹