Aliza Archipelago-Sirwet

FYI, my name isn’t Kyle

[Aliza Archipelago-Sirwet @alysssabaaby]

My toddler telling the cat to stop crying 2 minutes after she had a 20 minute meltdown because she wanted a brown napkin instead of white🙃🙃🙃🙃

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

I don’t need a “summer body” I need a triple dipper and Frozen Marg

[☠️ Lost 😷 || mostly on bsky 🦋 ☠️ @FallenRockstars]

Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care

[Aliza Archipelago-Sirwet @alysssabaaby]

The way Mayo Clinic sends me emails every 6 months about advancing my career after they ghosted me after 3 interviews for a position🌚

[Aliza Archipelago-Sirwet @alysssabaaby]

The new Netflix interface is NOT it

[Aliza Archipelago-Sirwet @alysssabaaby]

Our lil girl turned 1 and I’m not okay😭☀️🧡

[lew @inlew_of]

September got somewhere to be or something?

[GRIP REAPER🦄♈️ @lil_meeks_]

Whitney loves her white woman tears #TheScretLivesOfMormonWives

[leslie @lesliezye]

#SecretLivesOfMormonWives isn’t exactly good but i am fascinated by how different their existences are from mine. one is a 22-year-old divorcee with two kids? they love botox because it comes with free nitrous? i can’t look away

[Aliza Archipelago-Sirwet @alysssabaaby]

What really irks me is when moms post blw recipes and say “comment ______ for the recipe!” Like just fckn post it????

[Aliza Archipelago-Sirwet @alysssabaaby]

The last 10 months have been one long fever dream😅

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me trying to hold back a rude comment when I’m in a bad mood

[Aliza Archipelago-Sirwet @alysssabaaby]

The way they dragged this series out for YEARS and completely lost the plot. And the way I watched every single episode thinking I knew who A was when the writers probably didn’t even know until that dumbass ending💀

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

14 years ago, ‘PRETTY LITTLE LIARS’ premiered.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

leaving the house.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“i literally told you yesterday”

Me:

[Aliza Archipelago-Sirwet @alysssabaaby]

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[ABC15 Arizona @abc15]

People across the Valley have jumped in to help after a domestic violence incident ended with a 7-month-old seriously injured and a family's home on fire. https://t.co/32LbfoNPea

[Aliza Archipelago-Sirwet @alysssabaaby]

I know I’m like weeks late but Nya being voted off American idol is a CRIME🤬