Alyssa

Hablo Espanglish

[Alyssa @AlysssaIAm]

Thankful for @windscribe so I can keep up with the Bachelorette from El Sal 🙌

[Alyssa @AlysssaIAm]

Does anyone actually like the time change twice a year

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Need a set of eyes on those costumes before Halloween? Reply to this tweet with a pic and we’ll let you know what we think.

[Alyssa @AlysssaIAm]

Which do y’all prefer, hard side luggage or soft side? Why?

[Alyssa @AlysssaIAm]

Me with curly hair: I miss straightening my hair

Me with straight hair: I miss my curly hair
😓

[Alyssa @AlysssaIAm]

A dog came up to me and Nikki in the park by herself and looked at us til we pet her and her owner came over and told us she never lets people pet her and that we must have beautiful souls 🥺

[Alyssa @AlysssaIAm]

Accidentally clicked on a fb ad and now its all I see 😭

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

I need 30 tiny tacos this second.

[Alyssa @AlysssaIAm]

Taking 2 suitcases and a carryon with me when I move. Packing tips are welcome.

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Everyone, please find a puppy to play with for at least two hours today.

[Alyssa @AlysssaIAm]

@HeyyHeyyItsMJ I believe this

[Alyssa @AlysssaIAm]

I’ve been trying to donate blood for like 2 months now and I keep doing things that prevent me from being able to donate blood 😪

[Alyssa @AlysssaIAm]

@helpplshireme @Cosmopolitan The algorithm knows

[Alyssa @AlysssaIAm]

Put a pack of gum in my purse and now all my masks smell overwhelmingly like mint :/

[Alyssa @AlysssaIAm]

Pure gold 🤣

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Been working on the ol' photoshop skills. Hit us up and we’ll spice up your profile pic.

[Alyssa @AlysssaIAm]

This is what I imagine I’d look like trying to be intimidating

[Alyssa @AlysssaIAm]

I am going to exclusively eat zucchini bread for the next 3 days

[Lysa TerKeurst @LysaTerKeurst]

That thing you can't stop worrying about?

Verbally give it over to the Lord. Say out loud, "God, this is hard for me. I feel like I have more control if I keep worrying about (insert worry.) But I fully give this to You. I trust You. You are good and You are good at being God."

[Alyssa @AlysssaIAm]

Friendly reminder that sometimes our intent is not the same as our impact. Be wise in your words and actions.

[Alyssa @AlysssaIAm]

I’m so used to streaming shows that even when I watch TV I still try to pause it when I leave the room.