Alyssa Cao

[Alyssa Cao @alysssalc]

When you ask your friend to take a cute photo of you at Coachella 😂

[rob @penalberism]

daylight saving time this weekend!! goodbye seasonal depression, hellooo more sunlight

[Alyssa Cao @alysssalc]

people at my gym disgust me lol

[Alyssa Cao @alysssalc]

alwaysss trust your gut feeling ladies. that shit is more powerful than you know lol

[Alyssa Cao @alysssalc]

i need a coke zero nowwwwww

[Alyssa Cao @alysssalc]

bay area twitter is too funny right now LOLOL 😂

[⛓ SOPH 🎱 @___xosh]

ATTENTION: SAN JOSE CA 🚨 I am bawling my eyes out, I wish I could take her in and foster her but I have 3 cats in a small apartment. Please please please share & rt. If someone can foster or keep her I will buy all of her food and supplies.

[Alyssa Cao @alysssalc]

not me going to my window to see if it’s the delivery guy everytime i hear a door slam LOLOL

[Alyssa Cao @alysssalc]

i have a serious addiction to carbonated drinks lolll

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

never tell me “it’s up to you” bc i’m indecisive

[Alyssa Cao @alysssalc]

not me pinning different people up in a zoom call so i can admire their homes in the background 😂😂😂😂 i can’t be the only one

[Alyssa Cao @alysssalc]

all i ever want in life 🥹🥹

[HERACK OBAMA @lyndsayricheme]

if miley said she would have a hannah montana concert tomorrow i would drop everything and even sell my leg to go

[Alyssa Cao @alysssalc]

@alexyunmoney u about that lyfeeee

[Hannah Elise @hannahemaute]

The cheese jerky song from hannah montana changed my life

[Alyssa Cao @alysssalc]

@alexyunmoney LMAOOO 😂

[Alyssa Cao @alysssalc]

i literally am addicted to buying shoes. someone needs to stop me because…it’s a serious problem lol

[The Real Destiny Marilyn @sweet_novacanee]

Nobody :

Me & my friends telling jokes :

[Alyssa Cao @alysssalc]

when you realize it’s been 8 years since you were a freshman in college…🙃🤯😭