alyssa

[alyssa @alysssssar]

"What was meant for me will never miss me and what misses me was never meant for me"

[oracle 𝟙𝟛🐺 @StormEllimac]

the cdc told y’all covid was not airborne — but want yall to wear masks 24/7 as if it is 🤔

the cdc told y’all to stand 6 feet apart — now they admit that was made up.

the cdc told yall to get vaccinated to prevent covid— now vaccinated people are dying at higher rates and it’s “we never said it would protect you from covid”

the cdc does not give af about the information they put out as long as sheep listen

[alyssa @alysssssar]

When people have stickers on their car that say “locally hated” it gives me so much secondhand embarrassment 😖

[oracle 𝟙𝟛🐺 @StormEllimac]

they literally always tell you the truth to your faces & people are like “omg great joke” “love the satire” 😂

[alyssa @alysssssar]

@TankussArt Sooooo beautiful

[pixtract @pixtract]

"Natural Remedy"

[alyssa @alysssssar]

I swear grown men have a crush on Oshea every where we go 🤦🏼‍♀️

[alyssa @alysssssar]

Why do I come back from my workout and this lady is still sitting in the same spot in the change room eating chips and watching videos on her phone lmao go sit somewhere else

[alyssa @alysssssar]

Credit scores work so ass backwards I can’t even deal 😭😮‍💨

[alyssa @alysssssar]

I wanna humble this girl so badly but I’m going to maintain being my sweet self 😭😭😭😮‍💨

[Gloria @lowkeygloria]

What the HELL do y’all mean by saying y’all are on the stairmaster for 30 minutes..

[alyssa @alysssssar]

Actually everyone should research this 🤠

[vegastar @vegastarr]

Don’t research this…

[alyssa @alysssssar]

When ur tryna workout but also not tryna be in the background of this girls gym photo shoot ??????? 🥴

[alyssa @alysssssar]

Is there like some sort of contract that everyone signs when they purchase a bmw to drive like a fucking idiot 😂😂😂😂😂

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Taylor Swift is concerned about climate change.
Fun fact: Her private jet emits more carbon in a single trip than your car in your entire lifetime. That private jet has flown over 200 times in the past year.

[alyssa @alysssssar]

@philthese 34 🙏🏻

[aWay🧸 @asiamontella]

i rlly can’t lie, i would probably turn into a heinous criminal if my man was ever caught like this

[alyssa @alysssssar]

Love urself or no one else will