alysteeze

People say I've got a drinking problem, but I got no problem drinking at all

[alysteeze @alysteeze]

Why in the word are sheets so expensive

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

"your 20s will be the greatest years of your life"

me in my 20s:

[alysteeze @alysteeze]

Woke up to “life threatening weather sirens” blaring this morning in the midst of a storm. Texas is fun lol

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@MillkMarie On my tiny ass tv. But that was such good times

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I fed a baby possum some popcorn chicken today

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If anyones available Friday the 27th to help me move let me knowwww, please and thank you

[alysteeze @alysteeze]

Just drank a beer that tasted like straight up bbq sauce. Don’t recommend

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Don’t know why I chose a highlighter green/yellow nail color…. Super distracting

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@MillkMarie Steele 😂

[Strawberry Wife🍓 @OKAYYYWOWWW]

Shout out to the “I’ll sleep when I’m dead” type of people. Couldn’t be me. I’ll sleep whenever. I love me some sleep.

[alysteeze @alysteeze]

I am so lucky to have the best best friend anyone could ever ask for

[alysteeze @alysteeze]

@flavortown @GuyFieri You are my idol

[alysteeze @alysteeze]

@SmileKennedy I wish I did! I do also remember that I didn’t wear a wig but instead a paper mache hat covered with yellow party streamer. V creative

[alysteeze @alysteeze]

when I was in the 4th grade I dressed up as tinker bell for Halloween and my dad made me wings out of WOOD. That shit was so heavy why did he do that to me 😂

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

cheshire cat: we're all mad here
me: at me???

[alysteeze @alysteeze]

@andreweff My dog

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@MillkMarie I remember this!!! That was a good ass time

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Just spent a bunch of money on bedding and I hate it

[trash jones @jzux]

deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he sells me onions, i sell him jars of spiced peaches)

[alysteeze @alysteeze]

Mookie has officially traded me in for Paris’ king bed and her. He is no longer sleeping with me in my bed. Idk how I feel about this