aly vander

The rants and ravings of a media minded, food loving, fitness junkie.

[Andrea @iiiitsandrea]

New @EatBanza look 🥵‼️❤️🚨

[aly vander @alyvan]

@MTA it's messed up that if you swipe your card the wrong way at a station that doesn't have an underpass you can't go in the other way

[aly vander @alyvan]

Can anyone top a weirder cat call than "hey sexy, do you shower at home?" 🤔

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#tfw you win the Hamilton lottery!!

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My mom is currently roasting my dad over the way he wished her a happy birthday on Facebook. What a time to be alive.

[aly vander @alyvan]

@birbigs killer comedy special, but what was the joke your wife didn't like?!

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@MegSapps @fit_with_hips caught: 117; seen: 120. You're not far behind me at all! I struggle to get new ones now

[GoGo squeeZ @GoGosqueeZ]

squeeZing a little goodness into the #cherryfest. Come check out our float! #PureMichigan #TraverseCity

[aly vander @alyvan]

Love showing up early to a concert to have tall people hand selected to stand in front of me. Doesn't seem like a @SaraBareilles move

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@MegSapps I always straighten my hair once after dying. It's the only way I can tell if I missed a spot lol

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@MegSapps yay you're welcome! Can't wait to see it!! 🌈

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My belt is too big for my pant holes. It's gonna be that kind of day.

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The amount of time I have left on a machine doubles when you ask me how much longer I have #gymrules

[aly vander @alyvan]

We make Yogurt now!! Please help me spread the word #GoGoEmployee https://t.co/9ylHi0AZ8r

[GoGo squeeZ @GoGosqueeZ]

Introducing GoGo squeeZ YogurtZ. So cool, it doesn’t have to be cold! #2CoolToBeCold #InTheApplesauceAisle

[aly vander @alyvan]

Tuesday 😫

[aly vander @alyvan]

When you have a dream that it's Friday and wake up to find its only

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With my fav musical truck getting some treats @broadwaycom @WaitressMusical

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The only thing worse than being in IKEA for 5 hours is starving in IKEA for 5 hours

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@deliverydotcom it won't let me DM you

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The amount of joy I get from reaching the number of points required to get $20 off @deliverydotcom is probably not normal