Alyssa

It's you and me, honey bunch -Prof. Plum

[Alyssa @alyvar476]

One time Emma’s dad described me as a “sturdy New England woman” and I’ve never identified with something more

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

First divisional road trip 🌴

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

one gotta go...

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Somewhere a Taurus is blowing money

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Dave Bautista wonders if he’s too “unattractive” for rom-coms:

“I always look in the mirror and I ask myself, ‘Am I that unattractive? Is there something that unappealing about me that excludes me from these parts?' […] I still have high hopes. I’ll just keep searching.”

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

A Wall:
Taurus: you’re wrong

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Having a breakdown? Rent a Taurus.

[Vincent Patierno @vincentpatierno]

The 8th graders have returned to DC. Nature is healing.

[Alyssa @alyvar476]

My boyfriend of 2 years really thought I was into cars??

[Alyssa @alyvar476]

@patrick__obrien a unique addition to your collection

[pink peppercorn @ricis_angel]

I adore this orchid so much that look like duck! It’s flying duck orchid!

[grace 🤝 @debtbarbie]

please say you remember this book

[Alyssa @alyvar476]

@marissa12134416 Please do it

[Alyssa @alyvar476]

Nothing hits quite like sitting on your bestfriend’s couch

[Kelly Smith @ksnap_]

My biggest fear is seeing tony hawk and not recognizing him

[𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 @MrMichaelSwartz]

“thank god it’s finally the weekend!

the weekend:

[tommy💉 @__justtommy]

Bro I got HBO max, Disney plus, and a air fryer. You not finna talk to me crazy