Alise

I read a lot. I watch TV. I eat all the food. I complain the whole time.

IG: alyvsa1 GMU/Rutgers Alum. MSW.

[Alise @alyvsa]

@storyofhalima OMG flashbacks 😂😂

[Alise @alyvsa]

TikTok is tricking me into thinking I can DIY my flooring because I fixed a couple appliances …

[Alise @alyvsa]

@storyofhalima AHH a never ending classic!

[Alise @alyvsa]

@astoldby_shy I would counter with having sex with someone that cares about you having an orgasm will increase that chance. I’m not wearing socks 😂😂😂

[Alise @alyvsa]

Can’t say she never loved this man. Really stood up lip-syncing about parrots.

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

if this dude was anything other than an actor he’d be some kind of war criminal or mass murderer

[Alise @alyvsa]

@astoldby_shy Lemme go scroll now lol. It’s been a minute since I looked

[Alise @alyvsa]

@astoldby_shy Yes yes yes. I hate logo print any brand bags but I love me a good coach! Still crying that I missed the large Basquiat tote 😭

[Alise @alyvsa]

@kyndallrene This is wild. Like how would afford food, transport, health, any emergencies, basic communication (phone/internet), etc. But in these “budgeting” convos, people really talk like this

[Alise @alyvsa]

@theycallmeMr_G The beauty of a power that just let her be in everyone’s business while handing out advice professionally 😂

[Half-Black Phillip @AnthonyJeromM]

Two favorite genres of horror: Good for Her and Fuck Them Kids

[Alise @alyvsa]

@storyofhalima I wonder where this guy is now

[Alise @alyvsa]

Madlyn is asking the real questions #TheUltimatium

[Alise @alyvsa]

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[Alise @alyvsa]

@storyofhalima 😭 I actually miss that site

[Alise @alyvsa]

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Almost forgot and lost my streak 😭

[Alise @alyvsa]

If it’s a real emergency what is calling me in the middle of the night going to do? and if it’s not an emergency then it can wait until tomorrow 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Alise @alyvsa]

@StacyIsGarbage Happy Birthday!!!!

[Alise @alyvsa]

@storyofhalima Congrats!

[Alise @alyvsa]

As soon as I saw the PS5 I knew they were going to start selling covers asap … and I’m still gonna waste money on them