itsalywayssunny

[itsalywayssunny @alywayssunny]

I will forever be disappointed by how small a king bed actually is

[itsalywayssunny @alywayssunny]

The fact that there was no follow up on fez is the biggest betrayal

[itsalywayssunny @alywayssunny]

It's the way that dusty & Ellie get a full nights sleep every night & I physically can't sleep more than 3 hours at a time & it's digging my grave

[itsalywayssunny @alywayssunny]

I clean the house 7 days a week and 7 days a week the house is a mess America explain

[itsalywayssunny @alywayssunny]

I had a dream I went back to work at sonic and had anxiety all night bcz I had to relearn the whole switchboard and register 💀

[itsalywayssunny @alywayssunny]

I will never get to sleep alone in my own bed another night in my life and it's a real tragedy and it's also funny bcz dusty gets to sleep alone all the time 🙃🙃🙃

[itsalywayssunny @alywayssunny]

I miss my cat so much I will never forgive this cruel ass world for taking him so early he literally should've been here until Ellie grew up like what the fuck

[itsalywayssunny @alywayssunny]

Our roku tv has a motion sensor somehow and it's truly a nightmare to toss and turn & have the tv decide to go from black screensaver to the brightest blue imaginable at 3 am

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Ellie has top & bottom teeth now and she GRITS THEM TOGETHER and it is the worst sound in the world

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Also adding to it, not a single person mentioned her Boy baby cousins weight or size 🤦🏻‍♀️ it may not be a big deal but beauty standards literally start at birth for girls & it's so fucked

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Today "family" we've never met kept calling Ellie a boy & saying how chunky she is & takes after her dad but how cute & petite her cousin is & with comments like that already so early in life it'll be the first & last time they see us🙃

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WHAT. A. NIGHT‼️

[itsalywayssunny @alywayssunny]

I'm just saying y'all need to have mixed babies not all white bcz Ellie's skin is so light it's translucent and I think she's turning blue all the time but it's just how her skin is

[itsalywayssunny @alywayssunny]

I am shocked bcz I asked everyone at work today if they buy tissues/Kleenex to blow their nose & they said no, they don't even blow their noses what world

[itsalywayssunny @alywayssunny]

@Olyviaa I haven't tried those yet! We use rascal and friends but we ran out so pampers as a last resort 🤦🏻‍♀️

[itsalywayssunny @alywayssunny]

@alex_fedele96 They just gotta amputate the whole feet at this point

[itsalywayssunny @alywayssunny]

fb marketplace messaging gives me gray hairs

[itsalywayssunny @alywayssunny]

Both of my parents have been brainwashed by social media & conspiracy theories & it's sad because I wanted Ellie to be close with family but not when family has literally gone insane🤦🏻‍♀️

[itsalywayssunny @alywayssunny]

@Olyviaa It will be just work driving me crazy 🤦🏻‍♀️💕