Alyson Weigel

who says exactly what they’re thinking? what kind of game is that?

[Alyson Weigel @alyweigel]

If it costs you your peace, it’s too expensive.

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@gothth0t666 I am customer 🥲

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[Alyson Weigel @alyweigel]

@G_717 cember 8th????

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[Alyson Weigel @alyweigel]

Do you stalk yourself on Instagram after someone you have a crush on follows you to see yourself from ~their perspective~ or are you normal?

[Alyson Weigel @alyweigel]

I cannot lie, Olivia Rodrigo’s album is pretty great. All of it. I feel like I’m back in high school crying over a boy wearing basketball shorts and Nike slides.

[Alyson Weigel @alyweigel]

Just got an email from Glassdoor saying that I’d be a “great fit” for an open position as a construction site manager? Thank you for thinking of me but I can assure you that would be very dangerous for all parties involved.

[Alyson Weigel @alyweigel]

@PARKERz_ Thank you this means a lot

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Just realized that no one ever wished me a happy Pi day on March 14th :(

[We keep us safe @thequeengeek]

A friend just said to me "Are we supposed to be working during the coup?" and honestly it was the most American thing I've ever heard.

[Alyson Weigel @alyweigel]

Please take whatever time you need in order to process what I’m about to say. I do not care about Taylor Swift’s new album in the slightest. And I mean it.

[Alyson Weigel @alyweigel]

Nevada won’t be done counting votes until Nov 12th?!? What happens in Vegas really do be staying in Vegas.

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@grace_ant0 Better than Whole Foods in Fullerton?

[bomani @bomani_jones]

you know what would be great right now? a couple of commercials.

[Alyson Weigel @alyweigel]

They really put on an old real housewives reunion episode and thought we wouldn’t notice #PresidentialDebate @BravoTV

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Elon Musk is a computer can we all agree on that?

[Alyson Weigel @alyweigel]

@leahtrib I actually do this quite often

[Alyson Weigel @alyweigel]

Did Billie Eilish just Kanye West herself?

[Alyson Weigel @alyweigel]

@grace_ant0 Thoughts and prayers