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God bless this hot mess.

[alyson @alywowza]

When max said she wasn’t ready to die in Lucas’s ARMS #strangerthings

[alyson @alywowza]

How I feel after watching #strangerthings

[alyson @alywowza]

Me when Dustin talked to Eddie’s uncle 😭 #strangerthings

[alyson @alywowza]

@kaymarie_kayla Bring Brian in…then fuck yeah, send all the bounty hunters for all I care. Just find the damn guy lol

[alyson @alywowza]

@kaymarie_kayla I respect ur opinion on that because of the fact he’s a TV personality…but if he’s out there with dogs, helicopters, trackers, etc looking for a criminal, what’s the harm is having more ground covered and searched no matter if it’s for TV or not. If the end goal is the same, br-

[alyson @alywowza]

@kaymarie_kayla He also personally detained one of the most wanted men in America (Leonard Trujillo) in 2019. Bounty hunters literal jobs are to track down and capture criminals. How could that run u the wrong way…

[alyson @alywowza]

@kaymarie_kayla He’s captured some of the most wanted men in America…He tracked down and personally captured Andrew Luster who fled to MEXICO in 2003.

[alyson @alywowza]

@whotfismario *cough cough*

[alyson @alywowza]

twitter is just one big ol group chat innit

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Let us go forward together. The struggle continues.

[alyson @alywowza]

@b_x_naranjo_11 @AngryCanine I still cry at night

[alyson @alywowza]

We’re all collectively agreeing that April fools tomorrow is cancelled right?

Cause this whole years been a joke anyways smh 😷🤧

[alyson @alywowza]

Good morning, here is a tweet of my dog after she got a bath, given by me. That is all

[Festive Owl @TheFestiveOwl]

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[TRAVIS SCOTT @trvisXX]

I’ve perfected heating a pizza lunchable in the oven

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Is it a garbage truck?

[DJ SNAKE @djsnake]

I say “I don’t know” a lot, but trust me, I be knowing...

[alyson @alywowza]

@b_x_naranjo_11 Let me live my life

[alyson @alywowza]

I’m very good at fortnite