Alyx

[Alyx @alyxparks]

@Walmart there’s a bug stuck inside this sealed container of danishes 🤮🤮

[Alyx @alyxparks]

Hey @mmschocolate can you tell me when these go bad? Cause I just bought them and they don’t taste very good and I have no idea what this says

[Alyx @alyxparks]

Went camping this weekend and Dean was making us breakfast and he took a swig of OLIVE OIL instead of his drink 🤣🤣🤣

[Alyx @alyxparks]

Am I the only one who hates the karate chop pillow look?

[Alyx @alyxparks]

Dean says he’s turning on a documentary about emmett to watch and turns on Dennis the menace 😂😂

[Alyx @alyxparks]

Hi @Arbys, this is a 3 piece chicken strip on one of your napkins. This is pitiful, I’m pregnant and very hungry. Not to mention this was $10 too. The audacity

[Alyx @alyxparks]

Wanna know the cutest baby animal? Baby meerkats 🥺

[Alyx @alyxparks]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

[Alyx @alyxparks]

@emilyhogan93 No you have to choose to share 🥲

[Alyx @alyxparks]

@rvhomeyet_ https://t.co/CQXrk96SJC here redeem yourself 😂

[Uncle Cheato @Luv_Cheat]

I might FaceTime you randomly with an exaggerated story about my day and not talk to you again for 3 weeks. Just love me regardless.

[Alyx @alyxparks]

@Katie23 Happy birthday! 🎉

[Alyx @alyxparks]

@dog_rates

[nat @alltoounwe1l]

my summer plans: the delta variant: #bb23

[Alyx @alyxparks]

@zoealexa5 Oh after you get married the baby thing gets 10x worse 🥴

[Alyx @alyxparks]

@Katie23 @ablythe1 I actually don’t hate it because I wash them and they go straight back into the duffel bag, I don’t have to hang them up and they can sit in the dryer and get wrinkley so I think they are the easiest 😅

[Alyx @alyxparks]

@brittan19147511 @LawsCodyraylaws I’m more than willing to watch this show 😂

[Alyx @alyxparks]

@LawsCodyraylaws @brittan19147511 That’s what I thought, she’s the farthest thing from minimalist 😂

[Alyx @alyxparks]

I just want to delete every single one of my songs and start from scratch

[Alyx @alyxparks]

@Jaclynhill No let them maybe it’ll make our lobster tails and crab cheaper 😂