evil alyssa

[erin @maizie_star]

sometimes i glance over at my boyfriend and he’s just looking at google maps scrolling around

[Gia @virgoessence]

Editorial “prom queens” by Sofia Coppola for Nova Magazine, 2000

[guy @guymrdth]

I do sincerely believe olivia colman could deliver this line in a way that would make me cry

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Oh I have a fucking hunch

[helena riley @freshhel]

In a bad mood and watching my boyfriend complete a task really slowly. what could go wrong

[culture @notgwendalupe]

robert pattinson modeling for cosmoboy, 2001

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

this would work on me

[Brandon Hoàng @BrandonHoang_]

I would die for her

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Sarah News! 🎂
@SarahSquirm

[GarbageApe @GarbageApe]

In my unprofessional and near worthless opinion this is one of the best written TV jokes.

[Soviet Visuals @sovietvisuals]

"Happy New Year!" Soviet greeting card, 1986.

[dudermane @612jack]

Yeah I’m happy as a clam… the saddest clam in the world

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

he so hot i wanna clean his room