alyssa 🙃

She/her/they/their.
I'm a married mother of two. I manage chronic mental health conditions with the help of my family, my therapist, and the OG, Zoloft. ✌️

[alyssa 🙃 @alyzzamariee]

When bae says come over

[Big Brother Daily @BB_Updates]

RT if you want Makensy to win Big Brother 26 #BB26

[alyssa 🙃 @alyzzamariee]

"I can't wait to see her ten pounds lighter." I know Aaron S doesn't mean it like that but..... 🤔 #TheGoldenBachelor

[alyssa 🙃 @alyzzamariee]

@healthysnackbo1 I can smell this picture, mmm... Love this lip balm!

[alyssa 🙃 @alyzzamariee]

@genepeer I'm deceased. 😵‍💫😜

[alyssa 🙃 @alyzzamariee]

@jtrain56 @netflix Just watched the special! Found you through @betchelorpod and had to go support... It was hilarious! Hidden camera footage of mama and papa freid at the end was 🧑‍🍳😘 (chefs kiss)

[alyssa 🙃 @alyzzamariee]

@genepeer 😂

[zacharyreality @zacharyreality]

I still can’t stop thinking of charity getting hit by the baseball. The red flags are quite literally in her face. #TheBachelorette 🚩

[alyssa 🙃 @alyzzamariee]

Just checking on your ETA @joelmchale having a fun time checking out Seattle but we are not sure when you're getting here and we have to go back home to our children at some point

[alyssa 🙃 @alyzzamariee]

I feel like a quick flight here could be worth it, we are really awesome.

[alyssa 🙃 @alyzzamariee]

Hello @joelmchale my husband and I are on our redo honeymoon in Seattle and people really love you here! We do too so please come hang out with us while we are here if you are available.

[Society of Secret Library Friends @sslibfriends]

A 10-year-girl in Delaware picked up “It’s Perfectly Normal” while at the library with her mother. When they came home, she showed her mom the chapter on sexual abuse and said, “This is me.” She was being abused by her father, and it was the first time she’d spoken about it.

[alyssa 🙃 @alyzzamariee]

Okay, this Goofy character is starting to get on my nerves. At this point, let's call it what it is... #weaponizedincompetence

[ALFredo ｡ @ALFREDOSAYSO]

Brett is still not satisfied with the modifications to his outfit so the wait is gonna be a little longer than expected #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[alyssa 🙃 @alyzzamariee]

"This chapter of my life is invite only."

[crazy bachelor fan @crzybachelorfan]

Zach’s apology SUCKS
#TheBachelor #bachelor

[Kristen @OMGKristen]

He didn’t listen to Gabi when she said she didn’t want to be second, he didn’t listen to her when she wanted him to stop trying to let her down easy, OR when she didn’t want him telling Kaity they had sex. He followed her. This man has no concept of boundaries. #TheBachelor

[alyssa 🙃 @alyzzamariee]

Has Zach taken any indoor, private showers this entire season? #TheBachelor

[alyssa 🙃 @alyzzamariee]

Ariel is a GEM. A PRIZE. Zach is scum. The end.
#TheBachelor

[alyssa 🙃 @alyzzamariee]

What do you think @genepeer?? 2 high schoolers say they've found proof for the Pythagorean theorem, which mathematicians thought was impossible
https://t.co/HQsrBoWVL3

[alyssa 🙃 @alyzzamariee]

Took a break from advocating to check out @VistraCorp Austin office. Beautiful view!!