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[Hamed🧣 @haamedlfc]

@FabrizioRomano Chelsea trying to sign welback , xhaka and Jordan Henderson

[M.J @ChaoticChicw3]

I know am married babe, but my wife and I are just friends😂

[🧛🏽‍♀️ @almahreign]

Mbona wazazi ufkiria they're always right just because they're the parents¿?????

[Kartelo🦍🇦🇷 @curtiske8]

Ukishaskia "Inarecord kweli?" jua tu greatness is about to drop.

[Kijana ya KarU @kiprop_haron]

Kuna L flani nimelimwa uko green app nimebaki nikijiuliza maswali mingi sana 💔

[Timra🍟 @Timraragira]

Genz tukizidi kujua worth yetu tutawahi kuwa employed na hizi salo za Kenya? 😂💀

[Hell on Earth. @g_chantal7]

Can't wait to get my money up and start using words like 'saturday napeleka gari service', 'hii full tank ishaisha?', 'nitakucall nadrive sahi' shouting to other drivers 'ona huyu wazimu' 'cable iko kwa gari' 'nitakudrop' 'huko kuna parking?' 'funga belt' 🕯️🙏

[Njagamugo @The_Nyerian]

For the first time in the history of Kenya, we the young people have a chance to take the leadership of the country through Sifuna. We don't have anyone to blame.

[MockingBird @nottmidas]

Jana kuna boyz aliteka dem wa Mwea Tebere akampleka Bnb Tsavo. Bois alipata gut feeling akatumia wife pesa ilikua kwa mpesa like 90k before azime. Dem alipigia wife ati arudishe iyo pesa but alikataa (ata after kumtisha ataua bwanake)

[Kipchumba. @KibandaScholar]

Sasa pia sisi Gen z watoto wetu wanasoma ndio wakuje watusaidie ama hiyo jaba inaisha na millenials?

[Jungle @jwaweruh]

Kumbe wamama pia wakipatana na watu who wouldn't breathe their way hu catch. Hahaha

[Timra🍟 @Timraragira]

Btw kwa mbogi fala ndio utumwa tumwa, know your place and know peace.

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Movie ya Kevin Hart unaeza watch kama uko job. Unaiskiza tu kwa background kama restaurant music ukichapa job.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

I highly campaigned for Ruto in 2021 and 2022.

I will highly de-campaign for him 2026-2027.

I will invest the same energy.

[Horny for Wealth📍 @Kobbystr_]

You correct a woman with the intention of keeping her, then she thinks you are controlling her.

[KEV🕸️ @c_ngeno5]

Msichana anaku ride kama a stolen Kawasaki dirt bike alafu mkiachana anasema you used her 😂🚮

[Ngazekof @Mghazake]

Simama na yeye kabisa na wenzako wanalala na yeye.

[𝙎𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙤 𝙈𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮  @AmRoggoz]

Saturday we were having a blast then Sunday jioni mans gets an asthmatic attack and just like that Monday 1.30am we are taking the body to General Kago Funeral Home 😫💔

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Mbona most of this tall buildings huko Westlands huwa na a lot of empty spaces?

[5 People @_MtuTano]

Wengi watavunja matelevisheni 😂😂😂rafiki uko sawa??😭😭😭