i am shezan شیزان🇮🇳

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Desi girl be dying for Korean boys and end up being married to Shafiq👳

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Kaash mehendi me mera naam bhi koi hath me likhti😭

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Me After eating tezz aalu in Iftar🥵

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No body:

Vistara Employees celebrating 8years of VISTARA

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I am a solo traveller,I go to office 40 kms everyday...

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No i don't show any attitude

Also when i get girlfriend

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Me seeing people putting Stories about Messi and world up who dont even know shit about the game

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Did your boy friend call you a patakha today or do i have to do it?

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Puri raat SHAITAN k sath mauj masti karne k baad subah uth k JUMMA NAMAZ padne chale jau

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Snap chat par streax maintain karne wale ladke😭

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Girls: Its so weird to ask for a stranger's number..
Mean while boys:

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Me- Kal tum Free ho?

She- I have a boyfriend

Me- Usko bhi le kar ana Milad rakha hai ghar par..

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IS MACCHAR DAANI MAI SONEY KI TAMMANNA BOHOT SAALO SE HAI..

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When i have Early morning shift.
Me Setting Alarm the previous night..

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Mujhe sirf ye wala paper dena hai😆

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When you're just flirting ans she says "Rishta Bhej Do"

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Boys who have S,E,A,Z,N,H in their name are boyfriend material...👀

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Queen Elizabeth Died...

People who dont even know her on social media😭

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Ask a brown girl about her past relationship and she`ll reply "Pagal thi mein,dimag kharab tha mera😂

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Flirt toh dusro ki gf se karo,

Apni wali se toh bas jhagda hota h