Anne-Marie Varga

I like to think I write funny stories | insta: annemarie.writes

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@JanaTahti THE BEST

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@MeriamMetoui @FierceReads INCREDIBLE!! 😍😍😍

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Guts is better than Sour I said what I said

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"the trick is that you have to wait until the water is boiling--otherwise it doesn't work" like thank you sir, I don't know how I've made it this far in life without your instruction

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boys are so funny, yesterday a guy mansplained how to make tea and today a guy I went on three dates with LAST year texted me all sad because his girlfriend of two months dumped him and he wanted to talk to someone about it, like do they realize how unwell they are???

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okay but seriously what is taylor swift's workout routine and diet regimen

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national treasure is one of the greatest films ever made, this is the hill I will die on

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THIS TOUR SHOULD BE NEVER-ENDING JUST LIKE OUR SOUP, SALAD, AND BREADSTICKS 😭 @taylorswift13

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petition for there to be a barbieland theme park

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I'm still thinking about margot's barbie scene where she's like "i'm not pretty anymore" that hit too fucking hard

[una hippie muy picky @ophaniee]

In my Depression Barbie era

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"i don't have time to have a breakdown today" is a sentence I just uttered

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mta raising their subway prices is just rude if you ask me

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I cried at the dentist and they were very very nice about it

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i'm deathly afraid of the dentist and i just scheduled an appointment everyone please clap

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@MeriamMetoui 😂😂😂

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as a society, I don't think we talk enough about the fact that cosmo was the one who carried a baby in the fairly odd parents

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what's your favorite corporate-ism that makes you want to tear your hair out, I'll go first, when people forward you an email asking you to forward it to another person ☺️

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genuine question, how do I make my rowing instructor fall in love with me

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@MeriamMetoui GORGEOUS!!!!