Amaani

[jay @youreyeah1]

old people be like lets go out today and cough everywhere disgustingly

[Jules @00julesj]

When you find a use for all the GÜ dessert pots in ya cupboard

[🏷️ @AntagoniZt_]

Once you stop taking pictures of yourself it’s a wrap 😂

[Papu @FedericoFornite]

cuando la 10/10 con la que estás saliendo se ríe de un chiste que solo entendería tu amigo que desapareció hace 8 años en tailandia

[Madison @aledaistic]

@jonsnowskeep You right don’t listen to the replies, we let too many men get away with being fat

[Resh_🛸 @resh608]

a coworker reported me to HR today that i dont respond to his texts when he needs something, and i’m like “that’s not true, i reply everybody”
then she goes, open “Phil’s texts”, then i go “who’s phil”😭😭😭😭😭😭

[میحناز @nazz__n]

thats called exposure therapy

[celine dionysus / fisher thing @celinedionysus_]

learning a lot

[ِ @synszo]

Every few years a solar eclipse happens and every time they be like “this is the first solar eclipse since 1734”

[muva @riannealana]

these mosquitos will deadass pull your pants down and eat your ass

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

when someone who’s not my boss tells me what to do at work:

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

Work ends at 5:00 pm
Me at 4:55 pm:

[rachel🐯 @lioveforme]

@kippacabana75 first in my bloodline to read crocodile, homosexual, microplastic, and endocrine in one sentence

[aba @user2419001]

I’m 22.
I just bought 5 bra’s all at once
No help from my parents
No handouts, no support
While they partied, I worked
Put your head down & work

[David Rowe @mrdavidrowe]

I just found a 3-year old Twitter account which follows no one, is followed by no one, and tweets 10+ times a day. I kinda respect that level of shouting into the void.

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

what’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately

[ɴᴀᴅɪ. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

A food blog site before you get to the recipe:

[Austine @theereal_one]

wearing these without shaving. Bush was behind 9/11