Certified chocolate milk enthusiast

bayern munich fan and avid fantasy booknerd

[ཊལབསརངཧ @David_Rudnick]

In that split second Enzo Fernandez has only one choice. Yes, he can lose his nation the World Cup. But then he would miss the chance to commit an amazing, amazing, incredible foul. And if you understand Enzo Fernandez, you would understand he never even had a choice to make

[ابن أوتشيها 🇸🇴🇩🇯🏴‍☠️ @SomaliSasuke]

119:59 [ESP 🇪🇸 4-0 ARG 🇦🇷] Messi skies his 7th pen and refs give up as Argentina’s national debit card declines again. Infantino watches, cyanide in hand. As the game nears its end, a hasidic man hands Yamal a note with a picture of his hypehouse in birds eye view and Hebrew text

[Certified chocolate milk enthusiast @amaan_hus]

@AkariBAKARI___ @KSWarzala 2 nukes wasn’t enough

[JugadorNro12 @_JugadorNro12]

"los argentinos no son racistas"

Messi llorando porque el tobillo se le va a poner negro:

[Yannik @YannikSVW]

Meine Nachbarn jubeln hab gedacht Tor, aber es war die Sane Auswechselung

[🐦‍🔥 @PREEM1E]

Breaking 🚨: FIFA has announced there will be no coin toss to decide sides for the Argentina vs. Algeria match.

This news comes amidst fears that the Argentinian fans will storm the pitch at the sight of their yearly income being dropped to the ground.

Source: The Athletic

[🥷🏼 @killeures]

France-Senegal tomorrow

The first Frenchman to score:

[Hipólita of the Lily Tribe 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇦🇷☭ @its_hipolita]

08:35 into the match, the commentators have already described the Japanese side as "disciplined"

[lia @updharmadrown]

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute

[JC @jcszn_]

Am I being fucking gaslighted??? Why is Anthony Gordon being pursued like he's a top 5 winger in world football?

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

Uli Hoeneß: "Harry Kane is the best transfer we've ever made"

• Reporter: FC Barcelona are said to be interested..

Uli Hoeneß: "FC Bayern is a buying club not a selling club"

• Reporter: Can you definitely say he's staying?

Uli Hoeneß: "Yes, and Barcelona have no money anyway"

[@DasErste]

[NK1 @RoyalKimmich]

Ya Allah give me Madrid again next year please. Need to statpad as many wins against them as we can before they become good again

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

One big family 🫶

[𝐊𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐢𝐋🥷 @khalilogyigo]

Bellingham le révolutionnaire, le syndicaliste, est notre seul espoir pour faire tomber le dictateur Kylian Mbappé.

[H @PavlovicEra_]

Acting like this Barcelona team wouldn’t discover new numbers if they played against this Bayern team lmao

[Dr Vyom Sharma @drvyom]

Big ups to the Ayatollah (immediately past and present) for the free tram I enjoyed tonight in Melbourne. Wouldn't be possible without you.

[Certified chocolate milk enthusiast @amaan_hus]

@ArunAnnow We aren’t as weak willed as these psycho paki nationalists to turn against our Palestinian brothers over something as trivial as free eelam

[yash @swagskrit]

when a man has nothing important to be proud of like his clash royale trophies or uber rating he takes pride in useless stuff like academics career long term relationships