Ashley M.

If you can't handle me at my Red you don't deserve me at my 1989.

[Ashley M. @amac315]

USA Gymnastics, the Catholic Church, Harvey Weinstein, Penn State, now this... SOMEONE ALWAYS KNOWS AND DOESN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. Or worse, intentionally hides it. How much longer does this have to happen before we start holding people in power accountable?

[Vicky Ward @VickyPJWard]

In 2002, I was assigned to write a profile of Jeffrey Epstein for Vanity Fair. This was that piece. But what was published was far from the whole story. https://t.co/XzWG9ewPip

[Abby Platt @abigailplatt]

This judge doesn’t deserve his title, to sit on the bench, any respect, etc.

[Ashley M. @amac315]

Honey butter chicken biscuits all day err day

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Ok, I say we all chip in and buy Whataburger back. Make honey butter chicken biscuits available all day, add kolaches to the menu and change nothing else. Especially not the ketchup.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

‘You should be ashamed of yourselves.’ — Jon Stewart went off on Congress for not yet renewing the 9/11 Victim Compensation Fund

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Why you should follow Ashley Longshore, the artist Blake Lively is obsessed with: https://t.co/LxS4nK54R4 (IG: ashleylongshoreart)

[Ashley M. @amac315]

@AmazonHelp Received for first and I’m sure will receive for second. But that’s not the issue! If I didn’t want to receive the things I wouldn’t have ordered them from you in the first place!

[Ashley M. @amac315]

@amazon I’ve had two packages in the last three weeks get “lost.” The second one promised next day delivery so I assumed the items were in a distribution center close to me in Houston. What’s going on?? Don’t promise something you can’t deliver on!

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Trump telling Piers Morgan that semi-automatic guns are for entertainment is grounds for impeachment. There are thousands of parents grieving and he calls guns entertainment. I can’t wait to elect a strong leader who has the courage to stand up to the NRA. That will be a leader.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

I know everyone is upset about the Starbucks cup and the water bottle in Game of Thrones, but they’re taking away women’s rights in Alabama. #seriously

[Ashley M. @amac315]

@UnitedAirlines I’m on a new 777 with the drop down bins and SO many people are having issues fitting standard sized carryons. Your new bins are about 2 inches less deep than they need to be. Never seen this many struggles with drop down bins on @SouthwestAir flights

[Reese Witherspoon @ReeseW]

THIS 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

[collin @guyschoiceaward]

HELP ME PLEASE. COORS FIELD NEEDS AN ORGANIST

[Ashley M. @amac315]

This is appalling. No jail time??? I can’t believe our justice system treats perpetrators and victims in this way. This guy should be locked up longer than any non violent drug offender at the very least.

[KHOU 11 News Houston @KHOU]

Former doctor at Baylor College of Medicine gets probation for raping heavily sedated patient https://t.co/ov01CcJ8R9

[Sylvester Turner @SylvesterTurner]

Backslaps to @houstonpolice @HCSOTexas and all law enforcement partners for this great result this morning and for risking their lives every day to keep us safe. https://t.co/emG4PLjLQI

[Chris Cillizza @ChrisCillizza]

The suicides of Anthony Bourdain and Kate Spade this week are a reminder: No matter how successful, wealthy or seemingly happy you are, we all battle our own demons.

Reach out to one another. Destigmatize depression, addiction and anxiety.

We are all in this together.

[Ashley M. @amac315]

Plot twist: Arie gets in the black SUV. Lauren is driving and #TheBachelor turns into the music video for @taylorswift13’s “Getaway Car”

[Ashley M. @amac315]

Bekka’s shirt is wrinkled and she’s putting her shoes all over that couch. I know you’re getting your heart broken but come on girl, you’re not a savage #TheBachelor

[Ashley M. @amac315]

Mom quote: “I asked Dad if he wanted to go see a movie this week and he said yes, but only if we go at 10 am on Sunday so he didn’t have to deal with people.” #retiredlife

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i. have two walking speeds. they are as follows.. faster than you. and
completely. immobile