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I’m so tired of pretending my life isn’t perfect and bitching and just winning every second.

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My Xmas wish came through

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all I want for Christmas is for my kid to shit in the toilet

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All I wish is for Dunkin food to be sold at Starbucks.

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It oughta be a crime just to feel this good
I swear it oughta be a crime just to be this hood

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Don’t look like that! 🗣️

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Martha Stewart would be a leo 🦁

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I know I’m growing up bc i just realized my bday is in 5 days and i haven’t even started my bday week celebration #growth

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delete the deleted

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200 days🕊️

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You can’t fix dumb.

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Moderators and abstainers.

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She’s a heat free being.

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You are a sad, strange little man.

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Demi Moore’s speech 🥹👏🏽

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play stupid games; win stupid prizes

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lol why was nick cannon so mad in drumline

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Oh, you’re still ugly and have no friends. Congrats.

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Who told her that her eyebrows look good like that?

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I wonder what Kristen’s thinking right now.

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Wtf happened to tiger lounge