annie

idiot

[annie @amadarisss]

Just dropped a piece of hash brown on my titty

[latke @latkedelrey]

some people don’t need therapy. they need to be exiled

[miia @miiagarro]

"all women do is use men"

never in my life have i found a man useful

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

THEO VON: then he took my nose. he took it. it was in his hand he showed me

JOE ROGAN: wow. i didn't know you could do that

THEO: yes it was right in his fingers. i swear to god

JOE: wow. wow

THEO: i started freaking out but then he put it back

JOE: oh thank god. thank god

[dakota @im2hai]

thrifting is made for girls cos we’re great at seeing potential in washed up ran through shit

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[annie @amadarisss]

i have had so many lovely psychedelic experiences but honestly only 2 or 3 without booze & it’s so lovely? no offense

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me and my freaky ass orca wife french kissing

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[annie @amadarisss]

every time i get a partner and think it’s 4ever i get a lil sad that i’ve never had a hot redheaded lover so maybe now’s my chance!!! i’m so single! don’t wanna speak to a man though so

[Janae @marii_janaee]

men will call you a goddess and bring nothing to your altar

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

The president of Hot Girl Summer said leave your man idk if yall heard yet.

[annie @amadarisss]

i actually was awake during surgery 2 months ago 😵‍💫

[27. @dimvji]

so far this year has felt like being awake during surgery

[annie @amadarisss]

@stevehowey & golf

[annie @amadarisss]

in march i proclaimed it was gonna be a horse girl summer and 2 months later summer still ain’t here but dammit i’m a horse girl 😤

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[annie @amadarisss]

just remembered i have a counter app. on my 35th bday in october i decided to see what 100 days felt like and here we are 🤷🏼‍♀️

[annie @amadarisss]

been helping at a horse sanctuary for a few months & today i groomed & cared for cisco as usual, neither of us knowing it would be his final day. he couldn’t roam freely w/ the others due to his diet restrictions so he got extra attention. i’m glad i could give it to him ❤️‍🩹

[annie @amadarisss]

he was the gentlest best boy. he loved walking in parades, he would let young kids ride him. he was friends with odeo, the barn kitty. i would sing to him “mister cisco where’s ur disco”. he passed of unexpected but natural causes. it was an honor to know him.