Amanda Colianni

Part Baltimore events, part leftist retweeting. She/her

[Robb Rockham @bigtimerobb]

White people will tell you they couldn’t understand a word Kendrick said and then put on some Pearl Jam.

[Amanda Colianni @amadna]

@tori_not_vega @Eagles Yeah, it's super straightforward, you can do it easily 👍🏻 train from Balt comes into 30th Street station and then it's like a 9 minute el ride to City Hall. 💪🏻💚🦅https://t.co/RneBeHoedY

[Amanda Colianni @amadna]

"Fuck Ben Franklin. I'm having a good time." That's the T-shirt.

Great #CPWDCS episode on the Great Dismal Swamp.
@why_sophie_why @magpiekilljoy

[Amanda Colianni @amadna]

Final 2 hours of this auction. The best last-minute Christmas present you'll find for any Morrissey fan
#morrissey https://t.co/daTFOW5gns

[Amanda Colianni @amadna]

Need a last-minute gift for the Morrissey fan in your life who already has everything? Collectibles and one-offs. @morrisseysolo @officialmoz #morrissey
https://t.co/XFboZE8WoY

[Amanda Colianni @amadna]

@robski2b @KevinCastley @ChaudharyParvez exactly, and the wheels you're trying to turn manually are a 4-story tall steel rudder

[Amanda Colianni @amadna]

I get so weird and awkward about money. I've worked places where people pocketed tips, so now I'm hyper-transparent to the point of making shit uncomfortable...

[Amanda Colianni @amadna]

You invite your friend out because there's some open seats on a touristy thing you do. You and one coworker running the show. Your friend palms your coworker 60 bucks at the end. That is meant entirely for them, right?

(They split it w/me, but I gave it back. Was I wrong?)

[Amanda Colianni @amadna]

Ohmygoodness, I'm going to see Liza Treyger at the Comedy Store. I was trying pretend I didn't care so the friend we're visiting didn't feel pressured, but goddamn, I'm so psyched. And also holyshit Marc Maron and Ron Funches https://t.co/Cu7ArnMoEl

[Amanda Colianni @amadna]

New York Times: Greek government caught in the act of setting people adrift at sea.
Holy shit. Disgusting enough that governments regularly refuse at-sea rescues of refugees, but this is true barbarism. https://t.co/VO3xMA87gO

[Amanda Colianni @amadna]

https://t.co/I8vIKuLpK9

[Amanda Colianni @amadna]

@BaltimorePolice Just posting any old thing you want. Pictures of accused on social media. Just doing whatever now.

[Amanda Colianni @amadna]

It was someone's anniversary, so I was handed a slice of cake on my way out the door. Once I got on the road, I immediately forgot it was sitting on the passenger seat. I reached for my drink & then I had to drive like this for about 3 miles until I could pull over & deal with it

[Amanda Colianni @amadna]

One of my jobs is cold-calling (kind of) and I was just rehearsing my script under my breath when I was connected with an answering machine, but didn't notice. I accidentally left some stranger a ten second voicemail of whispered gibberish 👹

[Amanda Colianni @amadna]

@paulbdewolfe Did you have a line-of-sight on our sailboat Christmas tree in Fells when it was lit?
Thank you for sharing your gorgeous view.

[Amanda Colianni @amadna]

@lawandorderpod Learned this TODAY from @LBardugo by listening to the 7/22/20 episode

[Amanda Colianni @amadna]

In 1900 it was just guys in mob caps & bloomers banging on doors on NYD demanding beer. They end the night drunkenly I-love-you-man wrestling and fighting. Some are the same that would protest drag shows, but that's changing internally. Brigades like the joyful @vnyb are helping.

[Amanda Colianni @amadna]

@hungrybowtie @magpiekilljoy @why_sophie_why
Just listening to the Dec21 BTB. Great episode💜 Couldn't help but think of the 120 yrs of working class ritual transvestism that happens every Jan 1st in Philly. It's messy and beautiful, a little scary, mostly silly and stupid

[Amanda Colianni @amadna]

@killnofillpod So good. The first time you had him on was so fun to listen to, this bonus is great. Thanks for releasing this.

[Bryn Rich @brynrich]

The Smiths saw the cruelty of life and found the humor in it.

The Cure saw the cruelty of life and found the beauty in it.

Depeche Mode saw the cruelty of life and found themselves strangely aroused.